"Stupid" wife's Club.

Lenny

An Englishman, a German, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar,
drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were.
The Englishman says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went
to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale,
and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in."

The German says, "That's nothing, my wife just spent $1,000 on ski equipment,
and she can't even ski!"

The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is
thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car,"
he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!"

The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these three women sound like they
all walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he
still thinks his wife is dumber. "Ah, it kills me every time I think of it,"
he chuckles. "My wife left to go on a trip to Greece. I watched her packing her
bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there, and she doesn't even have a penis!"


Sorry.... couldnt resist

BlackMagic

nice joke but i've heard it before , just wondering were u get all these jokes from OJ

Lenny

Get them from e-mails and sites etc.
I could post up a good few more everyday, just I only post up one's I think are funny to me and you lads would like.

smoke.me.a.kipper

excellent oj! keep it up!

Hunter-FLUID

LOL nice one OJ:D

Lenny

Well speak of the dead.. hunter!!


As for your request smak, I'll only give it my best