Which shít do you do?

Lenny · 19-01-2002 7:00pm #1

Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie
This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Gassy Poopie
It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.

Drinker Poopie
The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

Lincoln Log Poopie
The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Corn Poopie
Self-explanatory.

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie
The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie
That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.

Liquid Poopie
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

Mexican Poopie
It smells so bad your nose burns.

The Surprise Poopie
You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!!

The Dangling Poopie
This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

TREMENDEROUS STUFF

Lucifer · 19-01-2002 7:05pm

LOL!! horrible but funny. nice1

Oeneus · 19-01-2002 7:21pm

"Liquid Poopie
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl."

So well described it nearly makes you puke!!

:rolleyes:

Goodshape · 19-01-2002 7:24pm

roflmao... thats some funny sh!te :cool:

Lenny · 19-01-2002 7:42pm

Originally posted by Oeneus
"Liquid Poopie
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl."

So well described it nearly makes you puke!!

:rolleyes:

I spoke from experience

SantaHoe · 19-01-2002 7:58pm

Anyone else feel like having a shít after reading that?

Lenny · 19-01-2002 8:21pm

Felt like having one before it.

GoneShootin · 19-01-2002 9:05pm

ah, the reason that boards.ie was created, to discuss such live changing ordeals

Spinal Tap Poopie

generally known as piles

20-01-2002 12:23am

Lmao "the surprise poopie" thats just brilliant. Had me in shits.

Jimi-Spandex · 20-01-2002 12:54am

LMAO!!!

/me in stitches

Sangre · 20-01-2002 3:21pm

RoFL i swear to god i was actually clutching me sides. Brilliant
heehhe 'poopie'

Sangre · 20-01-2002 3:54pm

Im sorry that was do F*cking funny i have to reply again!!!!!!!
It actaully hurt my sides
/me stands up and appluads

BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!:)

heehee 'poopie'
p.s notice the time diffrence between posts ive been on boards for a long time. its getting hard to be coherent. me like post this

Hunter-FLUID · 20-01-2002 10:40pm

LOL

brillent OJ

pure class lol

smoke.me.a.kipper · 20-01-2002 10:59pm

"Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke."

worse than this is the stingy sensation just afterwards for about 1 and a half seconds before the relief sets in.