Looking to buy a small Cuban child

Coyote

I'm 100% serious here btw, just in case some ppl think I'm messing.


Couple of weeks ago I was in #quake.ie sitting around, doing nothing much as usual when I think Blade posted a link to “Cuban Cigar Rolling Kids”! Although it was a tame site where you paid just for a cigar rolled by these kids, it led onto a bit of surfing for sites that really sell Cuban kids for Cigar Rolling!

Anyway, after a bit of searching, I came across a Cuban site which looked promising, and looked at the pictures of Cigars they had rolled for a laugh, just to see what’s going on. I then sent the link around work as a joke, but in the canteen during lunch there last week the “Cuban Cigar Rolling kids” site came up.

It then came to us - What’s stopping a few of use pitching in some cash between us, and buying one of these Kids to do all our rolling for us ?

So 2 mates and myself have decided we are going to buy a “Cuban Cigar Rolling kid” between the 3 of us. At the moment we just need around €250 more that will buy us the young lady, and cover expenses (Tobacco etc.). We mostly are going to buy a “Cuban Cigar Rolling kid” for the experience, maybe a bit of house cleaning, cooking, and in 3 years or whatever when the agreement is up, and were tired of there rolling we will all go our separate ways. Us to a life of Richs and then send him back to rolling in Cuba.

What I really want to know is has anyone, have experience with buying “Cuban Cigar Rolling kid” online? Or even know anyone who has done it. We just don't want to accept the sites word on all of this, and even though €1000 isn't that much money between 3 people, the costs will add up over the years in running costs so to speak, housing, clothes, tobacco etc. and giving her money to live etc.

Just looking for re assurance really before we buy.

Thanks.


Coyote

Panda

The piss has been officially extracted by Coyote.

Dustaz

Could i rent said child out for parties? I have friends round quite often and a small boy whol does nothing but roll would be quite useful.
let me know

Coyote

I’m sure we could work some thing out there Dustaz a small rent fee + a deposit or a deposit and a per rolled fee so say something like 25c each

the fnj

For feic sake Mike.

I can't beleive that you would want to be involved in somthing so immoral. Those poor children spend there entire lives rolling big fat cigars and you want to buy one and make him do that here. Shame on you.

Anyway the child will know the law and will know that you can't force him to roll your cigars.

And what happens if one of you grow's so attached the child that you want to have sleep with it. Last time i checked that's against the law. And even if it isn't say two or all of you fall in love with the child then what? All at once or will you take turns.

Anyway I'm sure the child will try and get some nice young irish girl pregnent so he can stay in the country.

Shame on you shame on all of you!

PS Children grow into adults and Cubans can box really well he may get his revenge on you.

Trojan

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Better than a bloody rolling mat

Al.

Coyote

thats not what you were saying last night FANJ you were all set too buy one

the fnj

Yeah but I was going to buy for myself ie not share between three people.

Having a small Cuban child to roll cigars is fine if he is your small Cuban cigar rolling child.

Sharing him all that does is highlight how poor you are and how little class you have.

There's the difference Mike if that is your real name.

Trojan

Originally posted by The FANJ
Sharing him all that does is highlight how poor you are and how little class you have.

There's the difference Mike if that is your real name.

Exactly!

Mike: it's just like the difference between sports and games. If you don't get it now, you never will.

Al.

the fnj

Originally posted by Trojan


Exactly!

Mike: it's just like the difference between sports and games. If you don't get it now, you never will.

Al.

LMAO

Mills

LOL, played Mike .

Dr. Loon

I already have one of said children... they can rooll fantastic cigars, amongst other things... one of my mates has a rolling monkey, problem is it doesn't know when to stop rolling, it looks quite exhausted at the moment, but if you try to stop it rolling it snarls at you, so he just left it there rolling away. We think he's gonna pass on soon.

I store my cuban child under the stairs, until he's required for rolling, goes down great at parties, when we're all drunk, we have a good laught at it's incessant jabbering. Fantastic!!

The Sweeper

Originally posted by Dr. Loon
goes down great at parties, when we're all drunk

Ah now, there's no need for that. I mean, it's your business if you want to get drunk at a party and have a Cuban cigar-rolling child fellate you, but this is a public forum...

Enygma

Careful they don't try to fob you off by supplying Dominicans instead, happened a friend of mine, those guys roll waaaayy too tight

GoneShootin

I'm 100% serious here btw, just in case some ppl think I'm messing.


Couple of weeks ago I was in #quake.ie sitting around, doing nothing much as usual when I think Blade posted a link to Ukrane Brides! Altho it was a tame site where you paid just for the contact details of these women, it led onto a bit of surfing for sites that really sell wives!

Anyway, after a bit of searching, I came accross a russian site which looked promising, and looked at the pics for a laugh, just to see whats going on. I then sent the link around work as a joke, but in the canteen during lunch there last week the Russian Bride site came up.

It then came to us - Whats stopping a few of use pitching in some cash between us, and buying one of these young women for ourselves?!?

So myself and 3 of my mates have decided we are going to buy a Russian Bride between the 4 of us. At the moment we just need around €800 more that will buy us the young lady, and cover expences. And before all of you with perverted minds, we are not buying her for sex! I wouldn't touch her, god knows what she's got. We mostly are going to buy her for the experience, maybe a bit of house cleaning, cooking, and in 3 years or whatever when the agreement is up, and shes an Irish Citizen we will all go our seperate ways. One of my mates in work has aggreed to be the one who marries her, and then apply for a seperation after a year.

What I really want to know is has anyone, have experience with buying a Bride online? Or even know anyone who has done it. We just don't want to accept the sites word on all of this, and even tho €4500 isn't that much money between 4 people, the costs will add up over the years in running costs so to speak, housing, clothes, and giving her money to live etc.

Just looking for re assurance really before we buy.

Thanks.

B.

bubbles posted this here.

The posts seem to be very similar, eh what eh ?

Dr. Loon

Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels


Ah now, there's no need for that. I mean, it's your business if you want to get drunk at a party and have a Cuban cigar-rolling child fellate you, but this is a public forum...

Well it's better than "auto-fellating" yourself!!

Gone shootin, I hope you've temporarily, or possibly permanently lost your mind...

Dustaz

Originally posted by Gone Shootin

bubbles posted this here.

The posts seem to be very similar, eh what eh ?

Welcome to mastermind Gone Shootin, Your chosen subject is 'Stating the Bleedin Obvious' and your time starts...now.

Walls

I missed out before, but not this time! I'm definately in. Sent the runt my way, I'll soon sort him out (amazing how long a child can go without water and food with proper training). Utilising the childcare skills taught to us all by our own education, I'm sure we could soon prepare him for live in the basement cleaning up after us.

'Small ones are more juicier'.