killer pretzels

GoneShootin

cheer up son

b20uvkft6m5xwg

Did know that pretzel makers working through the night in Vienna(i think) alerted the Austo-Hungarians to an invasion by the Ottoman Empire, thus stopping the spread of Islam across Europe.

Maybe this pretzel was sent by Al Queda in somewhat of an ironic twist of fate

Victor

http://www.canoe.ca/CNEWSWeirdNews0201/16_one-ap.html

Bush fainting good news says pretzel maker

BLUFFTON, Ind. (AP) -- An Indiana pretzel maker is putting a positive twist on President Bush's pretzel-induced fainting spell, seeing it as a product endorsement of sorts.

"Well, we're happy that the president likes pretzels," said Bill Huggins, a spokesman for Bluffton-based Pretzels Inc., whose pretzels are distributed under several brand names.

Bush fainted briefly while watching football on television in the White House residence Sunday, an attack apparently brought on by a drop in heart rate during a coughing spell caused by choking on a pretzel.

The Alexandria, Va.-based Snack Food Association sees a silver lining in the president's pretzel plight.

"First, let me say that we're grateful that the president is all right," spokeswoman Ann Wilkes said. "But we're also glad to know that he enjoys savory snacks."

The association is fielding so many journalists' inquiries that a receptionist responded to a call Monday from The News-Sentinel of Fort Wayne by saying, "Is this about a pretzel?"

MarcusGarvey

Don't believe that story fro the Whitehouse at all. What prob really happened is he slipped and fell while snorting cocaine of the ass of some hooker.

Victor

But wouldn't that provide a 'soft' landing?

Baz_

Originally posted by 80project
Did know that pretzel makers working through the night in Vienna(i think) alerted the Austo-Hungarians to an invasion by the Ottoman Empire, thus stopping the spread of Islam across Europe.

Maybe this pretzel was sent by Al Queda in somewhat of an ironic twist of fate

ROFL good 'un mate*

Originally posted by Victor
But wouldn't that provide a 'soft' landing?

Only if he landed on the hooker

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*copyright Kharn, dont know when

leeroybrown

Unfortunately, they didn't make the killer pretzel potent enough.

The US once tried to take out Castro with an exploding cigar. I bet Monica Lewinski is glad the terrorists never tried that against the US.

b20uvkft6m5xwg

Thats True Baz...Really !