MURDER MOST HORRID!!!

Monty - the one and only · 11-01-2000 4:21pm #1

Every year the US FBI, is asked to investigate over
36,000 serious crimes including Murder/Homicides. Every
year the Homicide Investigations Unit puts out its
"Top 20 Homicides of the Year"

20. Alex Mijtus, 36 years old, is killed by his wife,
armed with a 20" long vibrator. Mrs Mijtus had had
enough of her husbands strange sex practices and one
night during a prolonged evening of "fun" she snapped,
pushing all 20" of the vibrator into Alex's anus until
it ruptured several internal organs and caused severe
bleeding.

19. Debby Mills-Newbroughton, 99 years old, was killed
as she crossed the road. She was to turn 100 the next
day, but crossing the road with her daughter to go to
her own birthday party her wheel chair was hit by the
truck delivering her birthday cake.

18. Peter Stone, 42 years old, is murdered by his 8
year old daughter, who he had just sent to her room
with no dinner. Young Samantha Stone felt that if she
couldn't have dinner no oneshould, and she promptly
inserted 72 rat poison tablets into her fathers coffee
as he prepared dinner. The victim took one slip and
promptly collapsed. Samantha Stone was given a
suspended sentence as the judge felt she didn't
realise what she was doing, until she tried to poison
her mother using the same method one month later.

17. David Danil, 17 years old, was killed by his girl
friend after he attempted to "have his way with her"
his unwelcome advance was met with a prompt kick in
the chest and then 4 shots from a doubled barrelled
shot gun Charla's (the girlfriends') father had given
to her an hour before the date started, just in case.

16. Javier Halos, 27 years old, was killed by his
landlord for failing to pay his rent for 8 years (yes
8 years). The Landlord, Kirk Weston clubbed the victim
to death with a toilet seat after he realised just how
long it had been since Mr Halos paid his rent.

15. Mary-Lee Cooper, 11 years old, was killed by her 1
year old sister who climbed on top of her while she
was sleeping, suffocating her.

14. Meegan Fri, 44 years old, is killed by 14 state
troopers after she wandered onto a live firing, fake
town simulation. Seeing the troopers all walking slow
down the street Meegan Fri has jumped out in front of
them and yelled. "Boo!" The troopers, thinking she was
a pop up target fired 67 shots between them, over 40
of them hitting their target. "She just looked like a
very real looking target." One of the troopers stated
in his report.

13. Fiona Given, 17 years old, was killed by a "Hit
Man" hired by her ex boyfriend after she broke off
their relationship. The "HitMan" was promised to be
paid $500,000 for the task. The "Hit Man" killed the
boyfriend after he found out that a 16 year old high
school student, who's father was in jail for rape, and
mother worked as an ironing lady didn't have access to
$500,000.

12. Louis Zaragoza, 68 years old, was killed as he
prepared to drive to work. Lee Zaragoza, had been
plotting to kill him for over a year, and had cut the
brakes on his car 4 times previously. On this attempt
Lee was just about to cut the brakes again when Louis
snuckup behind her, he grabbed her and spun her
around, as he did, she lost her footing and stubbled
into him, stabbing him in the lower ventricle of the
heart, killing him instantly.

11. Mummod Foli, 22 years old, was killed by an
unknown member of the "Russian Mafia", after he
accidentally took away the gangsters drink too soon at
the nightclub he worked in. The gangster was so upset
he forced the waiter to drink over 27 litres of 'coca
cola' (the drink he had taken away) until Mummod
drowned.

10. Julia Smeeth, 20 years old, was killed by her
brother Micheal because she talked on the phone too
long, Michael clubbed his sister to death with a
cordless phone, then stabbed her several times with
the broken aerial.

9. Helena Simms, Wife to the famous American Nuclear
Scientist Harold Simms was killed by her husband after
she had an affair with the neighbour. Over a period
of 3 months Harold substituted Helena's eye shadow
with a Uranium composite that was highly radioactive,
until she died of radiation poisoning. Although she
suffered many symptoms, including total hair loss,
skin welts, blindness, extreme nausea and even had an
ear lobe drop off the victim never attended a doctors
surgery or hospital for a check up.

8. Military Sargent John Joe Winter killed his "two
timing wife" by loading her car with Trintynitrate
explosive (similar to C4) the Ford Taurus she was
driving was filled with 750 000 kgs of explosive,
forming a force twice as powerful as the Oklahoma
Bombing. The explosion was witnessed by several
persons, Some up to 14 kilometres away. No trace of
the car or the victim were ever found. Only a 55 metre
deep crater, and 500m of missing road.

7. Patty Winter, 35 years old, was killed by her
neighbour in the early hours of a sunday morning. Her
neighbour, Falt Hame, for years had a mounted F6
phantom jet engine in his rear yard. He would fire the
jet engine, aimed at a empty block at the back of his
property. Patty Winter would constantly complain to
the local sheriffs officers about the noise and the
potential risk of fire. Mr Hame was served with a
notice to remove the engine immediately. Not liking
this he invited Miss Winter over "for a cup of coffee
and a chat" about the whole situation. What Winter
didn't know was that he had changed the position of
the engine, as she walked into the yard he activated
it, hitting her with a blast of 5000 degrees, killing
her instantly, and forever burning her outline into
the driveway.

6. Michael Lewis, angry at his gay boyfriend used the
movie, "Die Hard, With a Vengeance." as inspiration.
He drugged his boyfriend, Tony Berry, into an almost
catatonic state, then dressed him only in a double
sided white board that read "Death to all Nigers!" on
one side, and "God love the KKK." on the other. Lewis
then drove the victim to down town Harlem and dropped
him off. Two minutes later Berry was deceased.

5. Jay Newton was killed after a co worker at Sea
World Florida dropped a 20 tonne killer whale on him.
The whale had been hoisted out of his tank by a Master
Tonne Crane, when the victim swam underneath to
inspect the harness his colleague, Brian Hartley
released the whale crushing the victim instantly,(and
emptying 1/4 the water from the pool)

4. Carl Densinter, 34 years old, was killed by a
fellow worker trying to prove a point. The worker, San
Amote Pet, disconnected the internal landing gear
settings on a Boeing 747 test plane, the planes gear
automatically retracted after take off. But come
landing time wouldn't re-engage, the helpless
Densinter couldn't do a thing as the plane ran out of
fuel, in an attempt at an emergency landing the 747
exploded. Densinter was killed instantly.

3. Mary Dridely, Joesph Coles and Haven Gillies were
killed as they walked past a New York apartment
building. David Smee, 7 old, and his 6 year old sister
were left alone in their 27th floor hotel room by
their parents as they went to the hotels gaming room.
Bored, the kids though it'd be fun to try to squish
the "Ant looking things on the foot path below."
(people). They started by throwing fruit, then
quickly graduated to chairs, televisions, even the
draws from the bedroom dresser.

2. Conrad Middleton, 26 years old, was killed by his
twin brother Brian after a disagreement over who
should take the family home after their parents past
away. Conrad had a nasal problem, and have no sense of
smell. After the argument Brian stormed out of the
house, then snuck back later, and turned on the 3 gas
taps in the house, filling it with gas. Then left out
a box of cigars, a lighter and a note saying, "Sorry
for the spree, have a puff on me, Brian" Conrad
promptly light a cigar, destroying the house, and himself in the
proccess.

1. Gail Queens, 23 years old, was killed by her Zoo
keeper Boyfriend Matwew Kellaway after she refused
sex. He 'invited her' to the zoo the see the lion
feeding, and at feeding time lead her into a room the
had a large slide away panel, He explained to her that
it was a large glass viewing window to watch the lions
devour their prey. he 'ducked out for a quick smoke'
and locked her in the room. Suddenly the slide away
panel opened the reveal many persons starring at her,
she was just about to yell and tell them that they
were on the wrong side of the glass when she realised
that it was her on the wrong side. Another panel
opened and 3 hungry lions were let into the pen. Gail
survived for 2 days in hospital before dying of massive internal injuries.

There's some sick and and nasty people out there!

[This message has been edited by Monty - the one and only (edited 11-01-2000).]