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Pregnant Trimesters

TheWolf · 2001-12-23 20:10:46

A father is advising his son who’s just learned his wife’s pregnant... “There are 3 tri-mesters that you’ll be dealing with to sleep with your wife now... 1st is the missionary tri-mester where you’ll make love with her on her back... 2nd will advance to the doggy tri-mester where you’ll make love with her from behind...…

23-12-2001 8:10pm

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A father is advising his son who’s just learned his wife’s pregnant... “There are 3 tri-mesters that you’ll be dealing with to sleep with your wife now... 1st is the missionary tri-mester where you’ll make love with her on her back... 2nd will advance to the doggy tri-mester where you’ll make love with her from behind... The 3rd & last is the coyote tri-mester...”
Son looks at father confused and says... “What’s the coyote position like?”
Dad says “That’s where you get to lay next to the hole and howl all night waiting to see if anything will come out of it.”

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