most annoying ads of all time

Hecate

you've all heard em on the radio:

4. lads in the bar and serious john (smithicks yolk) - volume goes down

3. telly bingo - radio turned off

2. ronan collins santa bear thing - plug ripped out of wall.

1. mobile phone ad with those two twats wasting time - boot goes through the radio

add your own, its not hard.

adra

all of thee above
and more

that one on the telly....with the "wish u'd sent a text msg" one......u're man in the bar ringing ure wan and he's got that awful accent!

pffffffffffff

TwoShedsJackson

I like that one cos it makes culchies out to be the ignorant twats that we know they are

Cinema ads upset me I must say. e.g. all recent Guiness ads such as the two twats riding their horses off a cliff, tho i did like the couple on the beach one - does ANYONE know who did the music for that ad?

Eircom cinema ads are the fu<kin lamest, also Ritz and those friggin Malteser ads!!! like that one where they're watching the Godfather and yer wan puts on the Marlon Brando voice, I honestly thought they were taking the pi$$ out of people with speech impediments first time I saw that!!

2040

The bounty kitchen paper ad.OMG the theme tune just makes me dizzy!!!!!!!!!

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Shinji

The Intel ads on the radio with Jeremy the bloody Gerbil in them!!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Excelsior

Whos taking the horse to France ad for butter. AAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhh

SPACE COWBOY

The worst ads are all those ****ing MENTOS ones!

MENTOS THE FREASH MACKER.

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TOM

SantaHoe

I'd have to agree with the SantaBear add, it sucks so much @55...
I also hate any adds about Tampons, Nappies, or starving 3rd world children.

Shinji

Or all three at once. Now that would be annoying, once you'd got past the goggle-eyed "what the fuk!" stage...

El_Presidente

I agree with Space Cowboy, the mentos one.

Must kill Linchon...

Candyass

I can't believe nobody mentioned those awful Bulmer's Cider ads. That fruity, oleaginous voice... those appallingly pretentious scripts... the overblown music... Christ, and this is to promote the rotgut that knackers drink in derelict houses!
Of course, anybody who ever took a marketing course knows what they're up to - but they can **** off and "reposition the product" up their arses. It won't work!
Never mind pulling the plug - if I have to listen to that crap again I'll drive to Donnybrook and blow up the transmitter.

Stephen

Ya know those Pringles ads where they make $hite music with their crappy used Pringle$ cans.... AAARGH! *plink*plonk*clunk*MUNCH*plink*MUNCH*tap*plonk*CRUNCH*clunk*bong*

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- [IAR]Munch
- iarclan.cjb.net

harVee

dubbed KINDER ads
only slightly worse than those bilisto ads
really puts the ad in bad (sorry, had to say that)
harVey

Shiminay

Naw - it has to be any of those really old Radion Ads (the home movie jobs) when it was first unleashed on the market.

My gawd they sucked ass!

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Dav
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Hecate

danny baker where are you now?

(hopefully locked up in an isolation tent)

Von

Any Harp or Smithwicks ads. "ah sure we've ages yet"

Mitchelstown one with the scruffy thug on the cliff which depicts Irish people as a race of rugged simple cheese eating folk.

Julian Clary selling Daz? Oh dear oh dear.

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TwoShedsJackson

That Alpha Diamond ad for razors. 'She wont fu<k me unless I use an Alpha Diamond!!!' ok they didnt actually say that, but thats the implication

Mr. Socko

The are several candidates for this title, kinder, radion, fairy liquid, aid appeal, tampons etc...
But the winner has to be nappy ads where a baby's **** is felt to see how fu<kin dry it is!!!!!
A close runner up was the kerrygold "who is going to take the bloody horse" ad
I will think of more.

Mr. Socko

Those fu<king stupid Power City "sale must end soon" ad's are also high up on my list of sh!t ads

Stephen

That ad for the mobile phones... "Fones Direct", or something similar ... some gobsh!te who likes to star in his own ads pleading with us to "Call now!" and preaching about all the fúcking extras you get with one of his phones... and the fact that they deliver...

He annoys the $hit out of me, makes me want to shove his phones down his throat...

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- [IAR]Munch
- iarclan.cjb.net


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Hecate

so, in most cases, if its a beer or mobile phone ad, its cack.

Christ even some of the detergent ones are better nowadays

Stephen

Ah, well that's debatable

H_K

ahh the sex and gay line channel 4 ones get to me with these queer jocks frolicking + laughingly going
'try it now!' 'its fun!' 'half the price of a regular 1550 number'

remember the party line thing :
OHH,EIGHT,NINE,ONE...bla de bla de bla de bla de bla blaaa (forget the number)

ahhhhhhh, mind u those high quality make up laden old 'blonde' sluts really get me going

Pat

Asuka

Surf ads with that stupid lesbo - hate them

A