The Races

Lucifer

Yesterdays 3:30 at Kempton Park, heres how they lined up:

In stall 1 - Passionate Lady
In stall 2 - Bare Belly
In stall 3 - Silk Panties
In stall 4 - Conscience
In stall 5 - Jockey Shorts
In stall 6 - Clean Sheets
In stall 7 - Thighs
In stall 8 - Big Dick
In stall 9 - Heavy Bosom
In stall 10- Merry Cherry

AND THEY'RE OFF!!!

Conscience is left behind at the gate.
Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
Heavy Bosom is being pressured.
Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and Big Dick is in a dangerous
spot.

AT THE HALFWAY MARK:

It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and Big Dick is pushing in.
Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.
Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.
Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick.

AT THE STRAIGHT:

Merry Cherry pops under the strain.
Bare Belly is making a final push.
Big Dick is in and Passionate Lady is coming.

AT THE FINISH:

It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes
everything Big Dick has to offer.
It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick comes through with one final
thrust
and wins by a head...
Bare Belly shows...
Thighs weakens...
Heavy Bosom pulls up..
and Clean Sheets never had a chance.

Vikktakkht

might be funny if you're a racing fan...but I'm not