Spanner

Lucifer

Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner." A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You b*stard!" The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your mother in law to death with a spanner." Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You f***ing b*stard!!!" The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, "Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem?" Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years I lived next door to that b*stard. And every time I asked to a borrow a f**king spanner, he said he didn't have one!"

Sangre

That one was a bit of a let down

hang your head in shame lucifer:(

twas ok

Lump

I thought it was ok



John