Mildred and Myrtle

Mr.Applepie

Mildred and Myrtle, two old ladies, were outside their
nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain.
One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end,
put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Mildred asks, "My goodness, Myrtle. What's that?" "A
condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet," said
Myrtle. "Where did you get it?," asked Mildred. "You
can get them," said Myrtle, "at any drug store." The
next day Mildred hobbles herself into the local drug
store and announces to the pharmacist she wants to buy
some condoms. He looks at her strangely (after all,
she's over 80), but politely asks which brand she
prefers.
"It doesn't matter," said Mildred, "as long as it fits
a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.

Pugsley

hehehehe brilliant stuff

Sangre

/me snickers like a boy seeing his first nudie mag

*snicker*
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM................................. snickers *drool*