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  • 13-12-2001 8:50am
    #1
    FreaK_BrutheR
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    A nice looking young man was picking up his blind date. Her parents opened
    the door, invited the man in, and informed him that their daughter would be
    out in a few minutes.
    The three of them sat in the living room and began to carry on a light
    conversation. The young man, who was normally very well-mannered, suddenly
    found the urge to pass gas. He decided he would maneuver himself just so,
    and let it slip out quietly As luck would have it, the fart came out rather
    loudly.
    "ROVER!" the mother exclaimed, referring to the dog laying next to the young
    man's feet. The man couldn't believe his luck. They thought the dog had done
    it! As time passed, the man felt the urge to pass gas again. After a few
    more minutes he let another one escape.
    "ROVER!" the father said. The man was almost beside himself glee. After a
    few more minutes, he again felt another one coming. And this time didn't
    even try to hide it, exhaling with full force.
    "ROVER!" the mother again exclaimed, "Get over here before that man ****S on
    you."


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