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Helga

  • 12-12-2001 10:44am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭


    Here's one that's doing the rounds by email, first time I've seen it, but its probably ancient :)

    It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash out to
    dry, put a roast in the oven, then went downstairs to pick
    up some dry cleaning. "Gootness, it's hot," she mused to
    herself as she walked down Main street.
    She passed by a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?" so she
    walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender came up
    and asked her what she would like to drink.
    "Ya know," Helga said, "it is so hot I tink I'll have
    myself zee cold beer."
    The bartender asked, "Anheuser Busch?"
    Helga blushed and replied "Vell fine, tanks, und how's
    yer pecker?"

    :D


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭Vikktakkht


    Heard it before... still vaguely funnt though! :)

    Did you just copy it in or paraphrase the email ....

    cos if you read it properly she's got a town, including a drycleaners and bar in the groundfloor of her house !! Shouldn't that be downtown, not downstairs...... :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,580 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Maybe she lives in an apartment?


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