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All these new Boards ?

  • 07-12-2001 8:48am
    #1
    Yo Mamma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 954 ✭✭✭


    Could all these new boards be in some way contributing to the recent slowness of Boards.ie ?

    It just seems to me that everyday there is a new Board and it seems to be that little bit slower all the time. I’m all for you guys expanding and I think it's great that u are expanding at an astonishingly fast rate ! But I have to ask if this recent broadening of horizons is causing the slowdown ?

    I know you guys are upgrading your service atm, is that contributing to it ?


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  • #2
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    And now, live from the Late Show with David Letteramp:

    TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE BOARDS ARE SLOW!!!


    10. Too many posts requesting new boards.
    9. Ropedrinks rants.
    8. Too many big ass graphic sigs.
    7. Spam.
    6. It's all a big conspiracy by the FBI to stop subversive activities.
    5. Osama Bin Laden is holding Cloud hostage.
    4. It's all Eircoms fault.
    3. The optical fibre link interfacing with the wan card on the boards.ie home server is not running the latest patch release and thus causing the flux capacitor to run under 80 mph.
    2. Too much trolling

    And the top reason for Boards.ie being slow.....

    1. Too many posts about the boards being slow.

    *amp throws card at audience*


  • #3
    Yo Mamma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 954 ✭✭✭Yo Mamma


    I see.....................

    *ducks the card*


  • #4
    Arion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37 ✭Arion


    6. It's all a big conspiracy by the FBI to stop subversive activities.
    Hmmm why would they do that?
    5. Osama Bin Laden is holding Cloud hostage.
    If so he seems pretty happy about it
    4. It's all Eircoms fault.
    Indirectly yes, but I think that the blame really belongs to Eircom's predecessor, Telecom Eireann, which caused the Server to be located in the USA.

    3. The optical fibre link interfacing with the wan card on the boards.ie home server is not running the latest patch release and thus causing the flux capacitor to run under 80 mph.
    More likely to be the fact that the server is running IIS on Windows NT! --(accroding to netcraft.com)
    2. Too much trolling
    Sssshhhh! Trolling is good!
    And the top reason for Boards.ie being slow.....

    1. Too many posts about the boards being slow.

    The amount of people writing about the boards is relitively low compared to the posts on other topics.


  • #5
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    SHUT YOUR FACE!


  • #6
    adnans
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,967 ✭✭✭adnans


    wow2.jpg

    adnans


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  • #7
    Asuka
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,507 ✭✭✭Asuka


    The boards being slow can only be caused by Cloud looking at excessive amounts of porn.

    A


  • #8
    Doc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    Originally posted by Asuka
    The boards being slow can only be caused by Cloud looking at excessive amounts of porn.

    A

    There is no such thing as excessive amounts of porn ;)


  • #9
    RopeDrink
    Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 4,600 CMod ✭✭✭✭RopeDrink


    9. Ropedrinks rants.

    Amp, don't get me started or I'll be forced to exert immense emotional turmoil in my next reply, and it really will eat up all your bandwidth / electrodes...

    Have a nice day...


  • #10
    strat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭strat


    Originally posted by amp
    And now, live from the Late Show with David Letteramp:

    TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE BOARDS ARE SLOW!!!


    10. Too many posts requesting new boards.
    9. Ropedrinks rants.
    8. Too many big ass graphic sigs.
    7. Spam.
    6. It's all a big conspiracy by the FBI to stop subversive activities.
    5. Osama Bin Laden is holding Cloud hostage.
    4. It's all Eircoms fault.
    3. The optical fibre link interfacing with the wan card on the boards.ie home server is not running the latest patch release and thus causing the flux capacitor to run under 80 mph.
    2. Too much trolling

    And the top reason for Boards.ie being slow.....

    1. Too many posts about the boards being slow.

    *amp throws card at audience*

    holy jebus batman !

    ampmoment.jpg


  • #11
    WhiteWashMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    Originally posted by Doc


    There is no such thing as excessive amounts of porn ;)

    he's got you there :)


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  • #12
    Pepe LeFrits
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    lol @ Amp's moment of clarity card :)


  • #13
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Originally posted by RopeDrink


    Amp, don't get me started or I'll be forced to exert immense emotional turmoil in my next reply, and it really will eat up all your bandwidth / electrodes...

    *amp places a pink plastic flamingo on his front lawn*

    Bring it on


  • #14
    Evil Phil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,468 ✭✭✭Evil Phil


    amptest.gif


  • #15
    RopeDrink
    Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 4,600 CMod ✭✭✭✭RopeDrink


    First he intimidates me, then he brings in the Pink Flamingo...
    You truly are a "Touched" individual... Quit provoking me, you you you... Hampster type, raving mad, Pink Suit wearing, Tofu Munching, Cheese fuelled smell tank...

    ...Indeed...


  • #16
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Nice, welcome to my sig.


  • #17
    Dustaz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,046 ✭✭✭Dustaz


    amptest.gif

    PLYD evilphil :)


  • #18
    Arion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37 ✭Arion


    Did you say something there amp?


  • #19
    Stephen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    amptest.gif

    That should be integrated into the boards, :amptest: or something :)


  • #20
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    Originally posted by Stephen
    amptest.gif

    That should be integrated into the boards, :amptest: or something :)

    i endorse this product and/or service.


  • #21
    RopeDrink
    Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 4,600 CMod ✭✭✭✭RopeDrink


    I just can't win, can I...

    Don't cod a codder... or something...


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  • #22
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    What do you mean you can't win? You now have the supreme honour of being in my .sig where only such luminaries as Wwman, Castor Troy, eh..Dr Loon and the great DeVore himself have been!


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