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  • 07-12-2001 4:22am
    #1
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭


    Sorry about the >>>'s

    AEROPLANE BLONDE
    > >> > One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a
    > >> > 'black box'.
    > >> >
    > >> > AUSSIE KISS
    > >> > Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
    > >> >
    > >> > BADLY PACKED KEBAB
    > >> > A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female
    > >> > genitalia.
    > >> >
    > >> > BEAVER LEAVER
    > >> > A homosexual.
    > >> >
    > >> > BEER COAT
    > >> > The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home
    > >> > after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning.
    > >> >
    > >> > BEER COMPASS
    > >> > The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival
    > >> > home after a booze cruise, even though you're too
    > >> > pissed to remember where you live, how you get there,
    > >> > and where you've come from.
    > >> >
    > >> > BEER SCOOTER
    > >> > The ability to get home after a night out on the booze
    > >> > and not remember it i.e. "I don't even remember
    > >> > getting home last night, I must have caught the beer
    > >> > scooter".
    > >> >
    > >> > BOBFOC
    > >> > Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
    > >> >
    > >> > BOILER SUIT
    > >> > The prosecution charge that you did wilfully, and with
    > >> > phallus aforethought, score with a BOBFOC last night.
    > >> > This charge is usually brought by a kangaroo court of
    > >> > your friends in the pub on Saturday night.
    > >> >
    > >> > BONE OF CONTENTION
    > >> > A hard-on that causes an argument, e.g. one that
    > >> > arises when a man is watching Olympic beach volleyball
    > >> > on TV with his girlfriend.
    > >> >
    > >> > BREAKING THE SEAL
    > >> > Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of
    > >> > drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder,
    > >> > repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10
    > >> > or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
    > >> >
    > >> > BRITNEY SPEARS
    > >> > Modern Slang for 'beers', e.g. "Couple of Britneys
    > >> > please, Doreen".
    > >> >
    > >> > BRUCE LEE
    > >> > Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).
    > >> >
    > >> > BUDGIE'S TONGUE or SMALL MAN IN A BOAT, or TONGUE
    > >> > PUNCHBAG
    > >> > The female erection.
    > >> >
    > >> > BUNNY-BOILER
    > >> > An unhinged and overly possessive woman. From the
    > >> > rabbit boiling scene in the film "Fatal Attraction",
    > >> > e.g. "I don't like the look of that aeroplane blonde -
    > >> > could be a bunny boiler".
    > >> >
    > >> > DOUBLE BASS
    > >> > A sexual position in which the man enters the woman
    > >> > from behind, and then fiddles with the woman's nipples
    > >> > with one hand and her Budgie's Tongue with the other.
    > >> > The position is similar to that used when playing a
    > >> > double bass instrument, but the sound produced is
    > >> > slightly different.
    > >> >
    > >> > DRINK-LINK
    > >> > A modern term for a cashpoint machine(ATM). Named so
    > >> > because it is common to visit one before going out on
    > >> > the booze.
    > >> >
    > >> > ETCH-A-SKETCH
    > >> > Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling
    > >> > both of her nipples simultaneously.
    > >> >
    > >> > FLOGGING ON
    > >> > Surfing the Internet for some left-handed websites.
    > >> >
    > >> > FREE THE TADPOLES
    > >> > Liberate the residents of **** Tanks.
    > >> >
    > >> > FRIGMAROLE
    > >> > Unnecessarily time-consuming foreplay.
    > >> >
    > >> > ************************
    > >> > The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap
    > >> > at too high a speed.
    > >> >
    > >> > GOING FOR A Mc****
    > >> > Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of
    > >> > buying food, you're just going to the bog. If
    > >> > challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration
    > >> > to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a
    > >> > Mc**** With Lies.
    > >> >
    > >> > GREYHOUND
    > >> > A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
    > >> >
    > >> > HAND-TO-GLAND COMBAT
    > >> > A vigorous masturbation session.
    > >> >
    > >> > JOHNNY-NO-STARS
    > >> > A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical
    > >> > adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The
    > >> > 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that
    > >> > staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show
    > >> > their level of training.
    > >> >
    > >> > MILLENNIUM DOMES
    > >> > The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive
    > >> > when viewed from the outside, but there's actually
    > >> > ****-all in there worth seeing.
    > >> >
    > >> > MONKEY BATH
    > >> > A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go:
    > >> > "Oo!Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!"
    > >> >
    > >> > MUMBLER
    > >> > An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc. i.e.
    > >> > you can see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out
    > >> > whatt they're saying.
    > >> >
    > >> > MYSTERY BUS
    > >> > The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while
    > >> > you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks
    > >> > away all the unattractive people so the pub is
    > >> > suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
    > >> >
    > >> > MYSTERY TAXI
    > >> > The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday
    > >> > morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner
    > >> > you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed
    > >> > instead.
    > >> >
    > >> > NBR (NO BEERS REQUIRED)
    > >> > Someone that you'd chat up instantly in the pub. The
    > >> > opposite of a 10-Pinter.
    > >> >
    > >> > NELSON MANDELA
    > >> > Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the larger).
    > >> >
    > >> > ONE IN THE DEPARTURE LOUNGE
    > >> > The need to defecate imminently.
    > >> >
    > >> > PEARL HARBOUR
    > >> > Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a
    > >> > bit Pearl Harbour out there!" Meaning - there's a
    > >> > nasty "nip" in the air.
    > >> >
    > >> > PICASSO ARSE
    > >> > A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she
    > >> > looks like she's got 4 buttocks.
    > >> >
    > >> > RAGMAN'S COAT
    > >> > Untidy and unkempt pubic hair e.g. "That mumbler looks
    > >> > quite fit but I bet she's got a kebab like a ragman's
    > >> > coat!"
    > >> >
    > >> > RELEASE A CHOCOLATE HOSTAGE
    > >> > To defecate e.g. "I've got one in the departure
    > >> > lounge, so I'm just nipping out to release a chocolate
    > >> > hostage".
    > >> >
    > >> > SALAD DODGER
    > >> > An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
    > >> >
    > >> > SKIN-CHIMNEY - see BADLY PACKED KEBAB
    > >> >
    > >> > SPERM WAIL or SPUPHEMISM
    > >> > A vebal outburst during the male orgasm.
    > >> >
    > >> > STARFISH TROOPER or ARSETRONAUT
    > >> > A homosexual.
    > >> >
    > >> > SWAMP-DONKEY
    > >> > A deeply unattractive woman.
    > >> >
    > >> > TART FUEL or BITCH PISS
    > >> > Bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by
    > >> > young women.
    > >> >
    > >> > TEN-PINTER
    > >> > Someone that you'd only chat up after drinking at
    > >> > least 10pints.
    > >> >
    > >> > TITANIC
    > >> > A lady who goes down first time out.
    > >> >
    > >> > TODGER DODGER
    > >> > A lesbian.
    > >> >
    > >> > TWO-BAGGER or DOUBLE BAGGER
    > >> > Someone that you'd need 2 paper bags to have sex with
    > >> > (1 to cover their head, and 1 to cover yours, in case
    > >> > their bag falls off).
    > >> >
    > >> > UP ON BLOCKS
    > >> > Menstruating i.e. out of action, a bit like a car in a
    > >> > garage. e.g. "I dont think I'll be in luck tonight
    > >> > lads, the missus is up on the blocks".
    > >> >
    > >> > VAGINA DECLINER
    > >> > A homosexual.
    > >> >
    > >> > WALLACE AND GROMIT
    > >> > Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'.
    > >> >
    > >> > **** SEANCE
    > >> > During a masturbation session, the eerie feeling that
    > >> > you're being watched with disgust by your dead
    > >> > relatives.
    > >> >
    > >> > WYNONA RYDER
    > >> > Rhyming Slang for 'cider' e.g. "Pint of Wynono, half a
    > >> > Nelson and a bottle of tart fuel please Doreen".
    > >> >
    > >> > X-PILES
    > >> > Unwanted visitors from Uranus.


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