Irish Jokes

Sean

Irish on holiday

Q: Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?
A: A new bar

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Celtic Mortality

Q:What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

A:One less drunk.

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I'm Only Tribute Drinking

A man moves from Ireland to New York City, leaving two of his best friends behind to make it in America. To keep their tradition of nightly drinks alive, every night he goes into an Irish-style pub and orders three pints. The bartender, after a month of this, becomes curious, and asks the man what he's doing. Touched by the story, the bartender has the 20 pints ready for the man every time he comes in. One day, the man tells the bartender to only give him 15 pints.
"My condolences," says the bartender, thinking that one of the man's friends has died.

"No, no," says the man, "they're both still alive. I've just quit drinking."

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Irish Spring

What's Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O'Furniture!

][cEMAN**

That's stupid.....the beers would go dead if they were all sitting out.....and probably warm too. I don't like that bartender - I'm staying away from that bar!!