Oh How We Love To SWALLOW!!!

azezil · 05-12-2001 4:03pm #1

Bailey's & Lime

Girl & her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's the
girl's turn to buy a round, she tells him that she's
heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try.

She returns with the usual half of lager for
herself. For him, she has two glasses. One contains
a measure of Bailey's, the other lime juice.

Instructions: "OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta
swig the Bailey's, hold it in your mouth, and then
drink the lime juice."

He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic
so he decides to give it a go.

First the Bailey's; lovely smooth, creamy, warm
feeling in the mouth. Then he takes the lime juice.

0.1 secs: The cream in the Bailey's curdles.
0.3 secs: Boyfriend's face turns the color of fresh lime juice.
0.6 secs: Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the gunge.
1.5 secs: She whispers in his ear....

"It's called Blowjob revenge"