An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman(they aren't name paddy!)

Mr.Applepie

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman go into a pub. They all suffer

from a severe stutter. "What's it to be?" asks the stunningly beautiful
landlady.

"Th th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi.................." says the
Englishman.

Up steps the Irishman. "Threeee p pints of of of of gui gui gui
gui................."

Then the Scotsman tries."Th th th thth th th th th th th th th
th.................."

"Oh bugger this!" says the beautiful landlady and walks away to serve
someone else. She returns ten minutes later and asks if they are ready
to
order yet.

"Th th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi", stutters the Englishman.
"Three pints of gui gui gui gui........." tries Paddy.
And then Scotty starts "Th th th th th th th th th th th th th th
ththth...........".

"Look" says the beautiful landlady, who loves a bet, "If any one of you
can
answer a question without stuttering I'll let you shag me!" Quite
confident
that no one will win, she turns to the Englishman.

"Where do you live?" "M M M M M M M Man Man Man Man Manch Manch Manch."

"No. You lose." says the beautiful landlady. Turning to the Scotsman,
she
asks, "Where do you live Scotty?", trying not to laugh. "E E E E EEd Ed
Ed
Edin Edin Edin Edin Edin Edin Edinb." "Sorry, you lose." says the
gorgeous
woman.

"And Paddy, where do you live?" she purrs at the Irishman.
"London" blurts out the Irishman.

"Oh. Bugger!" says the landlady. A great cheer goes up in the pub and
the
landlady reluctantly takes him by the hand and leads him upstairs.

Once in the bedroom she strips to her underwear, next she takes off her
bra
exposing a voluptous bosom. Finally she slides off her panties then
climbs
into bed. Paddy with concentration climbs aboard and goes for lory, and

then, right at the climaxing stroke, he suddenly screams out

"...............- D D D D D Derry!!"

azezil

hee hee not quite as predictable as I thought it'd be!