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Russian Bear

  • 30-11-2001 11:02am
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    Enygma
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    Heard this great story there a minute ago, supposed to be true, looking for a link but it's still a good story.

    Apparently this dodgy Japanese businessman who's on a trip to Russia. He hooks up with the local mafia because he feels like shooting a bear. The only problem was there were no bears. So the russian lads decide to steal a bear from a Circus and set it free in the woods.

    Some time later this guy is cycling along some road and he sees the bear. He gets such a shock that he leaps off the bike and climbs up a tree. The bear is too old to climb up the tree after him so he just sits there.
    Soon enough the Japanese guy and his buddies come up the road.
    When the bear sees them he does what he's been trained to do in the circus.
    he hops on the bike and cycles off!
    Best part is the Japanese guy gets such a fright that he shoots himself in the foot!

    Hehe, apparently this was in the Examiner yesterday :)


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