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Joke...............rude....(.titter.....titter)....

  • 28-11-2001 11:22am
    #1
    Yo Mamma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 954 ✭✭✭


    Mrs. Bandlow says to her husband, "I had the strangest dream last night. It was Christmas, and our tree was decorated with all kinds of penises. White ones, black ones, circumcised and uncircumcised,
    big and small. And on the top of the tree was the perfect penis."

    Mr. Bandlow says, "I bet that one was mine."

    She says, "Sorry, honey, it wasn't."

    He says, "You know, it's weird, but I had almost the same dream. A Christmas tree decorated with pussies...shaven and unshaven, thin and thick lips, scented and unscented... and the one on the top was the perfect pussy."

    She says, "I suppose that one on the top was mine?"

    He says, "Nope. Yours was holding up the tree!"


Comments

  • #2
    Lump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Thats not even funny......


    John


  • #3
    Yo Mamma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 954 ✭✭✭Yo Mamma


    It is your opinion that it's not funny!

    Others may think it is, humour, of which u obviously have no sense of, is a very individual thing !

    ;)


  • #4
    Dr. Loon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    I thought it was funny! :) I wasn't laughing my head off or anything, but it was funny. Nice 1


  • #5
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    same here. not i didnt lmao, but twas good all the same. :)


  • #6
    GoneShootin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    *sigh*


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  • #7
    stu_69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 568 ✭✭✭stu_69


    I hate you


  • #8
    Bard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    Just 'cos I think that's a crap joke (and I DO) doesn't mean I don't have a sense of humour...

    actually, it probably means I DO have one ;)


  • #9
    chernobyl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,682 ✭✭✭chernobyl


    i got a laugh from it, but it is disgusting.


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