Hot Chick Inadvertently Casts Miracle Wood

adnans

Iowa State University - Students at the Duram computer lab witnessed an act of god last Tuesday when ISU student Danielle Keenan walked in. The 5'6 blonde sophomore in Design was later confirmed by sources to be a "serious hottie".

The miracle occurred at approximately 2:36 pm when Keenan entered the lab wearing cutoff jean shorts and a white mini-T with the letters pr0n printed on the front. "Excuse me," she said "can these computers reach Slashdot, or has it been proxied out?"

At that point, the heavens split asunder, a choir of angels appeared, and every man's penis in earshot became hopelessly engorged in blood. "MIRACLE WOOD" a celestial voice boomed.

"Praise be!" said lab monitor Ken Shekton. "I've been impotent ever since playing that letdown of a game Black and White, but now I have the most incredible urge to 'punish my creature' if you know what I mean"

Despite the irrefutable presence of a miracle of the lord, or perhaps because of it, no one had the guts to go up and actually talk to the girl. We found out her name by checking the server logs.

adnans

Shiminay

ROFL - good 'un mate!

© Dav/Kharn 2000 - 2001

koneko

Hah! I thought that was a good one, and I'm a chick

So So true.

Pugsley

HAHA n1!!

and I'm a chick

OMG strats a transvestite!!

koneko

yeah I really should change my avatar... any suggestions?

strat

funny joke there

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Originally posted by koneko
yeah I really should change my avatar.

*ahem*
yes, yes u should

koneko

Dude, it's just an avatar!

I've changed it to this one now. Still lookin thru the lists tho. Annoying to navigate, but I might end up finding a better one.

That better?

jaarius

adnans sweet...

wait a minute... OMG

a chick...

a-hem... so koneko is it? do you want to hear my incredibly boring geeky tech story?

*oh yeah, jaz? works his mojo*
jaz?
:D:D

bonkey

Adnans....that is pure classic.

What a way to brighten my day

All we need now are some "screenies".

jc

logic1

LMFAO nice wan... haha funny as ****

.logic.

Baz_

Its very funny alrite, but that situation will never happen, I mean a woman reading /. yeah right;)

Baz_

P.S. I don't read /. so don't get offended ladies

Twilight Dawn

Nice one man.

Mr.Applepie

Originally posted by jaarius

a chick...

a-hem... so koneko is it? do you want to hear my incredibly boring geeky tech story?

*oh yeah, jaz? works his mojo*
jaz?
:D:D

No response?

koneko

didn't see that one, heh. Just jaz try yer best man.

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by koneko
didn't see that one, heh. Just jaz try yer best man.

A/S/L?

azezil

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan

A/S/L?

LMAO I actually found that funnier that the joke/ story thingy