Duck

Trojan

> > A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a ham sandwich.
> >
> > The landlord looks at him and says, "But you're a duck".
> >
> > "I see your eyes are working" replies the duck.
> >
> > "And you talk!" exclaims the landlord.
> >
> > "I see your ears are working" says the duck. "Now can I have my beer and
> > my sandwich please?".
> >
> > "Certainly," says the landlord, "sorry about that, it's just we don't
> > get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?"
> >
> > "I'm working on the building site across the road" explains the duck.
> >
> > So the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves.
> >
> > This continues for 2 weeks.
> >
> > Then one day the circus comes to town.
> >
> > The ringleader of the circus comes into the pub and the landlord says to
> > him;
> >
> > "You're with the circus aren't you? I know this duck that would be just
> > brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and everything!"
> >
> > "Sounds marvelous" says the ringleader, "get him to give me a call."
> >
> > So the next day, the duck comes into the pub.
> >
> > The landlord says, "Hey Mr. Duck. I reckon I can line you up with a top
> > job. Paying really good money!"
> >
> > "Yeah?" says the duck, "Sounds great, where is it?"
> >
> > "At the circus" says the landlord.
> >
> > "The circus?" the duck enquires.
> >
> > That's right" replies the landlord.
> >
> > "The circus? That place with the big tent? With all the animals? With
> > the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle" asks the duck.
> >
> > "That's right!" says the landlord.
> >
> > The duck looks confused.
> >
> > "What the f*** do they want with a plasterer?"
> >

Victor

Good!!! Thank you for brightening up my day.

Trojan

That's one of the few jokes I've actually ever forwarded on

Glad you enjoyed

Al.