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My philosophy in life:

  • 06-11-2001 12:39pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭


    It may be that your whole purpose in life is to serve
    as a warning to others.

    I like long walks, especially when they are taken by
    people who annoy me.

    At least you're not being rectally probed by aliens.

    What if, at this very moment, you are living up to your
    full potential?

    The more you think about things, the weirder they seem.
    Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was
    the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think
    I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I
    squeeze 'em.

    My favorite poem is the one that starts "Thirty days
    have September" because it actually tells you
    something.

    Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing
    worse can happen to you the rest of the day.

    Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

    Do not believe in miracles, rely on them.

    We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the
    sides and clap as they go by.

    I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.

    My ambition is to live forever - so far, so good!

    Don't follow in my footsteps, because I run into a lot
    of walls.

    Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.

    Know what I'm thinking? No. Neither do I; frightening,
    isn't it?

    If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your
    style.

    Never say "OOPS!" always say "Ah, Interesting!"

    If you must choose between two evils, pick the one
    you've never tried before.

    Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when
    you leave.

    If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until
    caught. Then lie.

    If you can't say anything nice...come sit by us.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    LMAO there brilliant!!!!! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    LOL, love the second last one ;)


    John


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    Yeah, gotta second that....
    3rd, 9th, 10th, 20th
    Would you mind if I took that as my sig update?

    I call dibs.


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