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the truth about women

  • 02-11-2001 4:52pm
    #1
    goose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭


    A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five-storey hotel
    with a sign that reads "For Women Only". Since they were without their
    boyfriends, they decide to go in.

    At the reception a very handsome guy explains to them how it works.
    "We have 5 floors ...go up floor by floor, and once you find what you
    are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each
    floor has signs telling you what's inside. But once you go past a floor
    you cannot return"

    So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All the
    men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind"...the
    friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

    The sign on the second floor reads "All the men here are wonderful
    lovers, but they generally treat women badly". This wasn't going to do,
    so the friends move up to ... the third floor where the sign read
    "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women."

    This was good but there were still two more floors. On to the fourth
    floor, the sign was Perfect. "All the men here have perfect builds; are
    sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are also
    single, rich
    and straight."

    The women seemed pleased but they decide that they would rather see
    what the fifth floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth.
    When they reach the fifth floor, the sign reads: " There are no men here.
    This floor was built only to prove that it is impossible to please a woman."


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