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eye eye

Monty - the one and only · 1999-12-13 10:26:00

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air,…

13-12-1999 10:26am

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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table.
He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to
talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out
of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out
of the air, and hands it back.
*Oh my, I am sooo sorry,*
the woman says as she pops her eye back
in place.
*Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.*
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the woman invites
him to the theatre followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she
asks him if he would like to come to her place for a night-cap...and
stay for breakfast the next morning.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed! Everything had been incredible!
*You know,* he said, *you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
every guy you meet?* *No*, she replies...

(Wait for it...)

(It's coming...)

(The suspense is killing you...)

*You just happened to catch my eye.*

[This message has been edited by Monty - the one and only (edited 13-12-1999).]

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