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do you belive in Father Christmas

  • 10-12-1999 11:55am
    #1
    Monty - the one and only
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,274 ✭✭✭


    This guy is on a rooftop about to jump off. His wife has left him, he
    has lost his job and he owes thousands of pounds to the bank. Just as he
    finishes his prayers and closes his eyes, ready to jump, Father Christmas
    taps him on the shoulder.

    "Are you OK?" asks Father Christmas.

    The man explains why he is so miserable and gets ready to jump.

    "Stop !" shouts Father Christmas. "I will do three things for you to put everything right on the understanding that you will do me a favour".

    "Would you ?" the man replies. "That would be wonderful!! Thank you, thank
    you !"

    Father Christmas promises him that:

    1. You shall go home in 1 hour and your wife will be dressed in her
    sexiest underwear, begging for forgiveness and longing for your return, she
    will have no recollection of her new boyfriend.

    2. You shall go into work tomorrow, sit at your desk and continue
    with your work. Your salary will have increased by 50%. Also, nobody will have
    any recollection of your sacking.

    3. You shall go to your bank and you will be in credit, you will have
    nooutstanding bills.

    "Oh thank you, thank you!" says the man. "What is it that I can do for
    you?"
    Father Christmas tells the man to drop his pants and bend over. After
    a quite brutal rogering, Father Christmas asks the man how old he is.
    "36" replies the man.
    "You're a bit old to believe in Father Christmas!" laughs the jolly
    fat gay
    b@stard.



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