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An Irishman, an .......

  • 07-12-1999 6:56pm
    #1
    Monty - the one and only
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,274 ✭✭✭


    An Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer were

    sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania.


    Suddenly the train went through a tunnel. As it was an old style

    train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely

    dark.


    Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really

    loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer

    and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and

    the Englishman had his hand against his face as if he had been

    slapped there.


    The Englishman was thinking:

    'The Irish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she

    missed him and slapped me instead.


    Claudia Schiffer was thinking:

    'The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually

    kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it.


    And the Irishman was thinking:

    'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel

    I'll make that kissing noise and slap the English ******* again!'



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