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Lucifer

For anyone who feels they've been invited to too many weddings
lately have a laugh. This is actually true. It was in a local newspaper in
South Carolina and even Jay Leno mentioned it on the Tonight Show. This is a
true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It
was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the
at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to
thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at
their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's
families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a
fabulous reception.
To thank everyone for coming, bringing gifts and everything, he said
he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to
the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a
manila envelope. He said that this was his gift and told everyone to
open their envelopes.

Inside each envelope was an 8x10 photo of his best man having sex... with
the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired
a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.

After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple
of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F*CK you!" He
turned to his bride and said, "F*CK you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded
crowd and said, "I'm out of here!"

He had the marriage annulled the first thing that Monday morning.
While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after
finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway, as if
nothing was wrong.

His revenge: 1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests
for a wedding and reception.
2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. And, best of
all...
3) Trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of
all of their friends and their entire families.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might see one of those MasterCard "Priceless"
commercials out of this? Huh?
Elegant wedding for 300 family and guests -- $32,000

Photographers for the wedding -- $3,000

Deluxe Honeymoon accommodations in Maui for 2 weeks-- $8,500
The look on everyone's faces after seeing a photo of the Bride
and Best Man having sex--Priceless!!!

strat

lol thats fair fecking funny
he must have a pair of cannon balls between his legs

Vikktakkht

"that's priceless"..... really funny

Dr. Loon

It's an urban legend though. Still funny.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blrevenge.htm

nanook

yup yup i have heard this one before. it is a good un and has major potentail of being true or eventually happening, but i have to say that i got this about two or three years ago but once again it made me smile again.