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Gagging for it

  • 12-10-2001 4:46pm
    #1
    Pugsley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭


    So there's this young couple, Louise & Al, they've been married for about
    a year, and the bride isn't getting enough (any) sex. Just about every
    night hubby comes home, has a shower, gets changed and goes down the pub.
    She's getting increasingly rampant and the days go on, but each night she
    is disappointed. Al comes home every night completely spannered and unfit
    for any sexual activity.

    One particular night when Al gets in from work, Louise is seated
    provocativey on the sofa, wearing the most skimpy dress she has,

    suspenders, stockings, and very sexy lace knickers & bra. As is always
    the case, Al runs upstairs, gets ready and goes down the pub. Once again,
    Louise is rejected, so she sits back with a bottle of wine to console
    herself.

    Then at 10:15 (well before normal) she hears Al coming up the driveway
    and opening the front door. Lou re-adopts her sexually provocative pose
    on the sofa, and to her surprise, Als first words are "right woman, get
    upstairs - into the bedroom".

    "YES!" she says under her breath as she runs upstairs, "This *IS* the
    night, I'm gonna get my oats!"

    When Lou reaches the bedroom, she removes her outer garments and sits on
    the edge of the bed in her black lace undies - ready for Al, as he stomps
    up the stairs. As Al pushes the bedroom door open he says "right, now get
    your kit off!". Lousie doesn't need telling twice, it's off in a trice.
    "Now get over in front of the mirror..", 'kinky' she thinks 'great!',
    "..and do a handstand..", 'oh god, I've been waiting for this for ages'

    thinks Lou..

    Al walks over to Lou, parts her legs and places his chin in her crotch...

    "Perhaps the blokes were right, a beard wouldn't suit me..!"


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