Personal problems

Trojan

Was originally an anti Micros~1 effort.

How can you possibly say "no offence intended"???

Monty - the one and only

Because I dont intend any offence. If thats the way its taken up, so be it.

Monty - the one and only

Letter found in a" Personal Problems" advice column - From some guy in
Dublin

I am a sailor in the Irish Navy. My parents live in the suburb of
Sutton and one of my sisters, who lives in Limerick, is married to a
Galway man.
My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who
are prostitutes in Cork.

I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence in Mount Joy for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in
1994,the other currently being held in the Portlaoise Remand Centre on
charges
of incest with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who
lives in Dublin and indeed is still a part time "working girl" in
a brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been
infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible, i.e. when
she turns 16 and are currently looking into the possibility of
opening our own brothel with my fiancee utilizing her knowledge of the
industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be
interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to
prostitute themselves, it would at least get them off the streets and
hopefully the heroin.

My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her
into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.
Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being from Galway ?


***no offence intended***