Joan, a rather well proportioned and short sighted secratery

Pugsley

Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent
almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a
bathing suit the first few days, but always removed her glasses for an even
facial tan. After several days she decided that no one could see her way
up there, so she slipped out of her suit for an overall tan. She'd hardly
begun when she heard someone running up the stairs; she was lying on her
stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.

"Excuse me, miss," said the flustered little assistant manager of the
hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The hotel doesn't mind
your sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate your wearing
a bathing suit as you have for the past week."
"What difference does it make?" Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can
see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel."
"Not exactly," said the embarrassed little man. "You're lying on the

dining room skylight!"

Superman

thats a good one it brightened up my day