bet ya think this is funny, LOL!

Superman · 30-09-2001 1:30am #1

bet ya think this is funny, LOL!

It was the second grade teacher's birthday. So every child in the
class was giving her a special gift.
Anna's mother owned a flower shop, so Anna gave the teacher some
beautiful flowers.

Robert's parents owned a candy shop. Robert gave the teacher a
wonderful box of assorted candies.

Then it was little Johnny's turn. Johnny's dad owned a liquor store!
So Johnny brought a big box for his teacher.

When little Johnny handed the box to his teacher, she noticed that
the bottom of the box was wet. So she put her finger on it and
tasted.

"Is it wine?" the teacher asked.

"No, it's not wine!" Johnny replied.

She tasted it again. "Hmmmmmm. Is it some sort of liquor?"

"Nope, it's not liquor!" said Johnny.

She tasted it again and was puzzled. "Well, Johnny, I give up. What
is it?"

Johnny was excited. "It's a puppy!" he said.