What will happen

podgeen

if the internet gets wet?

Cerberus

Someone will have to ride it....:eek:

Vorosha

you mean what like? if water gets into the servers? eh? i don't understand. the internet can't really get wet.

Cerberus

OH YES!!
It is a very real, clear and present danger.
It is an often overlooked fact about d'inthernet.
At any time a terrorist faction could just pour a glass of water(H20) or fizzy water (fizzy H20) over their network cable and thus destroy d'inthernet.
Another possiblity is that they could just delete the d'inthernet off their compooter. Our whole way of porn/life could be destroyed foreber and eber and eber. So send money to me at desper@formoney.com and I will do sumit bout it sometime.
What has this to do with quake? Podgeen, where are ur feet? I like green trees. Did I write this?

ThrAx

arent trees brown ?

and leaves green ?

Cerberus

Woah maaaan! That's some funky Deep ****!! What ur saying is that green trees are not really green but in actual fact they are brown.
Woah maaaan! Trippy!! Thats opened up this whole parallel can of worms in my mind maaan!.

P.S. I am writing this from some cool hip happening fashionable cyber-nightclub with lots of hot chicks and I'm with them all and I'm talking to all my friends and I'm drinking copious amounts of intoxicating beverages. I'm not at home sitting at my computer downloading ostrich porn or anything like that. OK. Only sad people stay in on a Sat night ravin like crazies on d'inthernet.

podgeen

dm4?

Robbo

If cows are nice, and jam is nice, aren't cows jam?

Cerberus

many to one relations are not associative.
woah man I'm blowing my my mind here.

Skyclad

Eircom will annouce decent DSL prices

[CALIBUR]

ThrAx = SPAMER

Cerberus

Please don't go off topic.
We are trying to hold a serious discussion here about the distinct possibilty of a terrorist cyber-hydro attack on our way of porn/life.
Stick to it.

[CALIBUR]

if jesus came from the sky and said to nuke all the unborn gay wales for JESUS .I get a HAMMER and bUsh mE hEaD WiTh IT! MAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA! 0_o

ThrAx

ill george dubya bush yer head fer ya ya freak,

and, on a more serious note, i havnt spammed in fahking ages u nob head donkey w4nker

[CALIBUR]

yep thats my job in life to **** for donkeys because they don't have hands..................:)

ThrAx

ur the reason the net will get wet (sticking to topic)

Doodee

OKilly, if thats richard, y aint u in IRC? or do i suspect that thrax has gotten ahold of yer Username and pass???

If teh InFernef gets wet cant they just use a de-humidifior????
and if not, start our own internef, wiv black jack, and Robbo dancing on Tables Nekkid!

ThrAx

nah its not me, im not a bad person like volvagia (dont think i didnt forget rory...)

[CALIBUR]

don't worry thrax because jesus well came to save use when the world biggets block of cheese explode and then after he cleans the citys around the world he well fix the internet!

ya handycap.com......:D

Doodee

Rich, wtf r u talkin about,
I think all that play wiv teh Hoover is gone to yer head
I can make you go blind you know














TV that is

[CALIBUR]

thrax is in me head. MUST BASH HEAD WITH KEYBOARD AHHH!!!

bang! bang! bang! AHHH bang! bang! GET OUT bang!

"ohh my head" what the? whats this red stuff on the keyboard. oh well its not my keyboard(using me dads pc)

ThrAx

if i was in ur head, i'd do u a favour and fix it

Doodee

WAN!!!!,
Richard what the hell is up wiv u tonight, this is one of the most spammiest topics ever...
Wait till MP sees it

[CALIBUR]

no thks thrax after u fix it I smash it with keyboards or with sharp objects.and why i do a thing to myself















because u fix it.

Cerberus

this is one of the most spammiest topics ever... wait til MP sees it

We're gonna get kicked. Bugger.
Quake.ie here I come.

MindPhuck

Mail Spamage about off topicness.

Closed.