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Wrong bus

  • 30-11-1999 4:48pm
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    Monty - the one and only
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    Anto and Micko are walking home after a night on the pi$$. They've got no money to get a taxi and are staggering all over the place when they find themselves outside the bus depot.
    Anto has a brainwave and says to Micko "Get in there and steal a bus so we can
    drive home and I'll stay out here and look out for the police".
    Micko duly breaks into the garage and is gone for twenty minutes while Anto is wondering what the hell he's doing. Eventually Anto sticks his head around the door and sees Micko running from bus to bus and looking very worried. "What the bleedin' hell are you doing Micko, get a move on!" to which Micko replies "I can't find a number 7 anywhere Anto" whereupon Anto, holding his hands to his head in disbelief, shouts "You FU(KING idiot
    Micko, steal a number 9 and we'll get off at the roundabout and walk the rest of the way!".




    [This message has been edited by Monty - the one and only (edited 30-11-99).]


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