Act of God!

Monty - the one and only

There's a guy from Ireland driving through Europe and an English guy
driving in the opposite direction. In the middle of the night with no
other cars on the road
they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different
directions.
The Irish fella manages to climb out of his car and survey the
damages. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Jasus, I am really
lucky to be alive!"

Likewise, the Englishman scrambles out of his car and looks at his
wreckage. He too says to himself,
"I can't believe I survived this wreck!"
The Englishman walks over to the Irishman and says,
"Hey man, I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our
petty differences and live as friends instead of such rivals."

"You know,you're absolutely right! We should be friends. Now I'm gonna
see what else survived the wreck."
So, the Irishman pops open his trunk and finds a full-unopened bottle
of Powers Irish Whiskey.

He says to the English fella, "I think this is another sign from God
that we toast to our new found understanding and friendship."

The Englishman says, "You're damn right!" and he grabs
the bottle and starts sucking down the Irish Whiskey. After putting
away nearly half the bottle, the Englishman hands it back to the Irish
fella and says,"

Your turn!".

The Irish fella twists the cap back on the bottle and says, "Nahh,I
think I'll wait for the cops to show up."


[This message has been edited by Monty - the one and only (edited 26-11-99).]

Monty - the one and only

whoops, fixed that

Canaboid

Paddy powers bookies make whiskey now ?
Or have Paddy whiskey and Powers Whiskey merged.
I love being pedantic.

SPACE COWBOY

What do Nelson Mandela and Grafton street
have in commen ?

They both hve a Brown Thomas.

the celtic tiger

BRING BACK SWITZERS!!!!!!!!!!!

Their windows were always much prettier at christmas time than Brown Thomas' are now...REVOLT >>>>>SWITZERS SHALL RETURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
tct

Excelsior

humour,
not crap jokes even Brendan O Carroll would avoid.

Monty - the one and only

???

Trojan

forgive us o godly one, our humour is stench compared to thine own divine jocularity...

Al.


Muppet.



[This message has been edited by Trojan (edited 29-11-99).]

Excelsior

No, I havent told a joke since I tore knee ligaments last year after a fork and pea visual gag. i'm still in physio and the birds in my backgarden havent been fed for a while now. I learnt my lesson, I'll tell you.