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The ultimate game of poker

  • 25-09-2001 5:54am
    #1
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,580 ✭✭✭✭


    Butcher - sorry, I wasn't sure where to put this. Hope the lads appreciate it.
    The ultimate game of poker

    Player 1: And always remember that a Glock 17 beats four aces.

    Player 2: and I'll raise you a CAR-15

    Player 3: I'll see the CAR-15, and raise a Barrett M82A1.

    Player 4: see the Barrett, bump you a Warthog...

    Player 1: and I'll raise you a Nimitz CVBG and two wings of F-15s

    Player 2: I can see where this is going... I'll see your CVBG and extras and raise you 5 Peacekeeper ICBMs and a Full battalion of Patriots

    Player 3: aha! I'll see all of you a Dinosaur Killer!

    Player 2: Dino killer? You mean an asteroid?

    Player 3: yup, 4 square miles of nickel iron will ruin your whole eon

    Player 4: FOLD!!!

    Player 1: "I call your DinoKiller and raise you the Big Bang! So there - let's see you top THAT!


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