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  • 01-11-2005 6:02am
    #1
    entropi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭


    Just follow the link, and have a good laugh... omg what a muppet.

    Click ME !!!


Comments

  • #2
    [Jackass]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge

    Best opening line to a news story I've ever read!! Brilliant story...I like the comments after too!! :D


  • #3
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    That's classic :D


  • #4
    Goodshape
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,488 ✭✭✭Goodshape


    Yea right lads, as if that's never happened to any of yis!







    oh, wait... no.








    :eek:


  • #5
    Pigman II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    I like the way the judge has to qualify
    Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog ...
    with
    ...on the public highway.
    Presumably he's seen this sort of thing happen several times before only in different geographical locations (his Judgely bedroom for instance)?


  • #6
    Red Alert
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 7,486 ✭✭✭Red Alert


    lucky there weren't that many dogs in Ferns.


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  • #7
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."
    ...and they were engaged


  • #8
    pdunno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 143 ✭✭pdunno


    "The dog pulled my trousers down."

    FFS - what kind of an excuse is this, did he honestly expect anyone to believe that the dog pulled his trousers down?

    What a ****ing idiot


  • #9
    LegacyUser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    now that was funny!


  • #10
    Mr.Nice Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,640 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    That animal should be neutered.:D


  • #11
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Mr.Nice Guy wrote:
    That animal should be neutered.:D
    what about the dog?


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  • #12
    nesf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,644 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    the article wrote:
    "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway."


    Hmmm...


  • #13
    besty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,010 ✭✭✭besty


    what the fook


  • #14
    LegacyUser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    besty wrote:
    what the fook

    ha ha, fitting avatar besty


  • #15
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    paperclip is hot


  • #16
    jcoote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭jcoote


    thats brilliant u couldn't make that up


  • #17
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    he's on hot or not
    so are you...;)


  • #18
    Misumi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35 ✭Misumi


    that man is as sick as a dog


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