Doh !!

plastic membrane

> Joe was moderately successful in the career, but as he got older he
> was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his personal
> hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help.
> After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came
> across a doctor who solved the problem. "The good news is I can cure
> your headaches. . ."
>
> The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very
> rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the
> base of your spine. The pressure creates one hell of a headache.
> The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
>
> Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he has anything to
> live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided
> he had no choice but to go under the knife.
>
> When he left the hospital, his mind was clear, but he felt like he
> was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the
> street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could
> make a new beginning and live a new life.
>
> He walked past a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I
> need: a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd
> like a new suit." The salesman eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see
> . . . size 44 long."
>
> Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
> "It's my job."
>
> Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in
> the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"
>
> Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure . . ."
> The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see. . .34 sleeve and . . .
> 16 and a half neck"
>
> Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
> "It's my job."
>
> Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the
> collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?"
>
> Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure . . ."
> The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see. . .9 and a half.
> . . wide."
>
> Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"
> "It's my job."
>
> Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably
> around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about a new hat?"
> Without hesitating, Joe said, "Sure . . "
> The salesman eyed Joe's head and said, "Let's see. . .7 5/8."
> Joe was incredulous, "That's right, how did you know?"
> "It's my job."
>
> The hat fit perfectly. Joe was feeling great, when the salesman
> asked, "How about some new underwear?"
>
> Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure . . ."
> The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see. .
> . size 36."
>
> Joe laughed, "No, I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."
> The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. It would
> press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you
> one hell of a headache."

phobos

Poor poor Joe!!, he never has any luck has he?

LOL

;-phobos-)

-RaY-

rofl thats a good one