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Is living in Sligo so bad ..

  • 30-10-2005 10:35pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭


    ... that you'd want to sell your soul?

    Check this - 'clean young irish soul for sale.. male.. 23 years old.. ' WTF!? 23yr old Irish male with a clean soul? Sorry buddy, no such thing.... and certainly not in Sligo.

    'Payment due in full before sending of soul via mind, due to non payment of goods i have sold before.' Oh now thats good. what do you reckon he was selling? His left chakra? The batteries from his aura? The unblocking codes for a Nokia 6100?

    Hey sligopaddy, do you ever wander through boards.ie? Drop us a line. Hey, give us a loan of your soul, me hamster just died.

    'cptr


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 573 ✭✭✭el Bastardo


    What's next after selling his soul? Renting his @rse? Maybe I should put him in touch with Satan (my soul was blackened long before I turned 23 :D)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,201 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    He's from Calry in Sligo...

    ... i've been there.... and after being there, i can't blame him for wanting to sell that soul or his!
    23yr old Irish male with a clean soul? Sorry buddy, no such thing.... and certainly not in Sligo.
    What's that supposed to mean?

    I'm from Sligo, am almost 22 and have got a
    reliatively
    clean soul!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Meh sligo is average, bet I know the guy...calry...poor bloke...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    true, calry sucks!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,474 ✭✭✭YeatsCounty


    €29.42 for a soul? That's pretty steep, isn't it? If he wants to make a bigger profit (and is a clean living individual), he should put his soul here (probably an old link to most Boardsies).

    PS: West Sligo owns you all.*



















    * In the whole 'being beside Mayo' stakes........


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I prefer beside the sea so I can escape at a whim.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,474 ✭✭✭YeatsCounty


    Yep, living near the coast has its advantages. Like having the chance to flee to Coney Island once the end of the World comes or when the cost of living gets too high. We can create our own Utopian society of Sligonians. It's be pikerific.

    Plus, we can finally win the All-Ireland if Scenario A happens. ;)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I think I shll go to inishfree instead.....





    *nine bean rows shall I have there


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    yeats was a crackhead and you know it, inisfree is tiny!
    yeats was off his tits!
    ahem...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 731 ✭✭✭Madge


    I thought Calry was fairly posh...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    they think they are....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,417 ✭✭✭Miguel_Sanchez


    Been there. Done that.

    At least mine was being sold in an attractive box with a ribbon and I got coverage on the national airwaves when I did it. Plus I was selling my sense of dignity too.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    inisfree is a cool if small place....
    calry posh...that's rossespoint you are thinking of!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 731 ✭✭✭Madge


    inisfree is a cool if small place....
    calry posh...that's rossespoint you are thinking of!
    I thought Calry was a small place with the big stone houses with fancy names?!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    CONfess ftw!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭Interceptor


    basquille wrote:
    What's that supposed to mean?
    I was being facetious. I'm from Wexford, we are superior to everyone.

    I'd sell my soul but there isn't anyone worthy of it.

    'c


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    flatearth soc!!!!
    yes it is dear but rossespoint is the bigger place with bigger houses that have nicer names and there are loads of yachts :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,544 ✭✭✭✭Supercell


    Darn, I can't sell my soul...

    Warning: mysql_pconnect(): Access denied for user: 'freelandband@localhost' (Using password: YES) in /home/.sites/93/site37/web/quote.php on line 223
    Couldn't connect to server.

    Dunno where freelandband comes from, maybe i'm jebus and therefore immune to the sillyness.

    Have a weather station?, why not join the Ireland Weather Network - http://irelandweather.eu/



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,474 ✭✭✭YeatsCounty


    flatearth soc!!!!
    yes it is dear but rossespoint is the bigger place with bigger houses that have nicer names and there are loads of yachts :)
    Dromore West is nicer. We have a Millenium Rock right beside the road. If a car ever jumps the foothpath, *bang*. That's our brand of justice right there.
    Longfield wrote:
    Darn, I can't sell my soul...

    Warning: mysql_pconnect(): Access denied for user: 'freelandband@localhost' (Using password: YES) in /home/.sites/93/site37/web/quote.php on line 223
    Couldn't connect to server.

    Dunno where freelandband comes from, maybe i'm jebus and therefore immune to the sillyness.
    Your soul broke the site then? I thought the soul of Interceptor would do that! :p


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