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Fire Truck

  • 29-11-1999 1:06pm
    #1
    Monty - the one and only
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,274 ✭✭✭


    A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when
    he
    notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little red
    wagon
    with little ladders hung off the side. She is wearing a fireman's hat
    and
    the wagon is tied to a dog.
    The fireman says "Hey, little girl. What are you doing?"
    The little girl says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire
    truck!"
    The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little girl, that sure
    is
    a nice fire truck!" the fireman says.
    "Thanks mister," says the little girl.
    The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little girl has tied
    the
    dog to the wagon by its testicles.
    "Little girl," says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run
    your
    fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I
    think
    you could go faster."
    The little girl says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't
    have a siren!"


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