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Should Children Witness Child Birth?

  • 23-10-2005 11:10pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 569 ✭✭✭


    Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The
    house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old
    girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he
    helped deliver the baby.

    Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed,
    and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by
    his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

    The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed
    3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

    Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there
    in the first place......... smack his butt again".


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,739 ✭✭✭BigEejit


    hehe:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Hehehe. Good one. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    hehe...ahhh god :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    hehehe, made me giggle.


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