(req)things to do on a sat niight with no €€€???

chillywilly

right this is the thing...ive absolutly no money to go out tonight and i dont want to spend my saturday night on boards(no offence )

so can someone please recommend some stuff that is fun and free?!!

possibly something that will get me out of the house, but ANY suggestions are welcome

and seriously...i havnt got a bean!! :eek:

see....

qz

Go for a walk.

Endurance Man

Crisis. Perhaps if you had like 10E you could get some coffee and hopefully strike up a convo with a lonely hottie . No cash = Nothing to do, its a sad reality.

Im stuck at home with a bank full of savings but im not drinking , its horrible.

chillywilly

thats not advised around my area

lol although i could run

Endurance Man

If your willing to go to a pub and not drink you could do that, perhaps find a band playing somewhere. I might actually just do that later, got some mates down town, ill sip back on a Lucozade .

chillywilly

Endurance Man wrote:

Crisis. Perhaps if you had like 10E you could get some coffee and hopefully strike up a convo with a lonely hottie . No cash = Nothing to do, its a sad reality.

Im stuck at home with a bank full of savings but im not drinking , its horrible.

mmm ive no money but you have just given me an idea....anyone want to give me money to go out?

or we could get cyber-drunk...thats free!!!

d-arke

man i feel your pain, though i'm kinda in the other boat.

stuck at home more or less 24/7 (no job at the min.), so come friday and saturday nights its a case of, get the duck out and try enjoy the company of some nice girls while i'm still single.

so imagine the pain of having money to splash and not being able to get anyone to go out for the night, and ending up on Boards.ie typing this msg.


p.s. though i coud always, have a couple of drinks by myself and go straight to the nightclub and meet a certain young barmaid who told me shes no working. though she'll be there with friends, so it could be a case of saying hello and feeling a right idiot if she goes back to her mates

d-arke

sorry, as for suggestion on what to do.

errmm, i dunno. let me know if any bright ideas drop into your head

chillywilly

d-arke wrote:

man i feel your pain, though i'm kinda in the other boat.

stuck at home more or less 24/7 (no job at the min.), so come friday and saturday nights its a case of, get the duck out and try enjoy the company of some nice girls while i'm still single.

so imagine the pain of having money to splash and not being able to get anyone to go out for the night, and ending up on Boards.ie typing this msg.


p.s. though i coud always, have a couple of drinks by myself and go straight to the nightclub and meet a certain young barmaid who told me shes no working. though she'll be there with friends, so it could be a case of saying hello and feeling a right idiot if she goes back to her mates

ammend with me brother...ther sshould be a 12 step program for this kind of thing

d-arke

Right the aim of this now is to get the 12 steps. I'll get the ball rolling.

Step 1: Stand up proud, declare "My name is ...... and I'm stuck at home on a Satuday night!!!", sigh then sit down.

d-arke

p.s. chilly willy, I like your signature

chillywilly

step 2: admitting you are stuck at home and why....a)im a bum, b)i gave it all to charityor c) im a bum

Riamfada

Go to Dun Laoghaire on a Stormy night and have a **** out over the waves!



.lo peachy

chillywilly

i got to give it to grimey...its original!!

larryone

Grimes you're obsessed with masturbation, and I think you should see a therapist.

Saturday night, no money, learn to juggle.

d-arke

chillywilly wrote:

step 2: admitting you are stuck at home and why....a)im a bum, b)i gave it all to charityor c) im a bum

Okay Step 2 is now officially the reason for not being out on a Saturday night.

Step 3: Ponder the meaning of Saturday nights and what they mean to you whilst sitting on the can staring at that odd looking toilet picture (every toilet has one)

Step 4 (Optional): Take a sh*t, you always feel happier after letting go off a small baby. And if you don't, just weight yourself to see how much weight you lost

Tiriel

if you can get your hands on another can.. try and make holes in the top of each of them, tie shoe laces through them and try on your new shoes.. You'll feel so much taller you'll have forgotten that you're bored!

Riamfada

ROFL Right Im off out to Moda to get coffee with some lassies and then have a sly **** in a phonebox

chillywilly

Grimes wrote:

ROFL Right Im off out to Moda to get coffee with some lassies and then have a sly **** in a phonebox

YOU ARE SICK...















can I come too?

Pighead

chillywilly wrote:

right this is the thing...ive absolutly no money to go out tonight and i dont want to spend my saturday night on boards(no offence )

so can someone please recommend some stuff that is fun and free?!!

Ah c'mon chillywilly I know for a fact you have a big lovely brain in your big lovely head.Surely you can come up with something to do tonight.Pighead knows you can do it buddy.

If you do everything people say,
It's like you're giving your life away.
Think for yourself, don't have to go with the crowd!
Think for yourself, you know you're allowed!
Think for yourself, I'm telling you now!
Think for yourself, you're gonna feel proud!
If that doesn't work go to bed

bishop brennan

Pighead knows you can do it buddy.

Pighead PLEASE dont talk in the third person it is so annoying!
Im sure others agree!

larryone

Larryone thinks Pighead should be allowed to speak in the third person.

Daelus

Daelus agrees with larryone.

bishop brennan

Fair enough folks but im sure if you ask people the majority would say it is annoying.I worked witha guy once who spoke in the third person and it drove everyone crazy i.e "Now Tommy boy you'd want to get this lot sorted or we're all here for the night"Everyone wanted to kill him!
I apologize to Pighead if he is offended but im sure most people agree.

deisedevil

Deisedevil thinks that Pighead can do what he likes(within the rules). and deisedevil also thinks that maybe Bishop Brennan should skip over Pigheads posts if it is really annoying him. But that would be such a pity, you'd miss out on all the nuggets of wisdom. Pighead, Deisedevil is a great admirer of your work,lol.

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I hate bein in on a sat night. All de fekcers back home textin me askin me why i'm not out. Makes it worse knowing that other people are gettin hammered and lookin forward to taco fries at the end of the night while i'm only lookin forward to gettin tired enough to go to bed!! :mad:

d-arke

So deisedevil, whats step 5 for all us that are on the 12 step recovery programme for being in on a saturday night

Pighead

Alright chillywilly i've re-read my post and perhaps it was a bit harsh.I apologise.If you're a lazy lad that can't be helped,who am I to judge
Heres a suggestion for you to show you that Pigheads sorry
Right chilly go to your kitchen cupboard and grab the bag of Pistachio nuts you bought the other day.
Eat one of them,now buddy close your eyes and bang the two pistachio nutshells together. If you're doing it right it should be giving the impression that a very small horse is approaching.Hopefully this will pass an hour or two for you.PM me if you're having trouble with it.Talk to ya later.

bishop brennan

Calm down there Deisdevel.Maybe you should go and meet de feckers for a drink :rolleyes:

Lump

People say money doesn't make the world go around. Without money, you can't do anything. Hence, money makes the world go around.

John

deisedevil

bishop brennan wrote:

Calm down there Deisdevel.Maybe you should go and meet de feckers for a drink :rolleyes:

I'M PERFECTLY CALM!!!! lol. i would but i'm broke I get narky when i don't get my weekly binge!

Step 5: Go to bed as early as possible and then when you wake up it'll all be over, phew. Just a boring sunday to get through and then it's back to work,waiting every day for the next weekend when i get payed again and can go on de lash! Woooooooo.

Tiriel

I dunno.. if you had lots of company you can make your own fun!! No need for money.. but if you're on your own sitting in on a Sat. nite.. it's a different story!

Larianne

Just go into town, and watch the drunken people make fools of themselves, count how many people fall over, start fights, puke....etc etc..

I'm going back to my game of freecell...

Jimi-Spandex

You could set yourself an internet mission to find the sickest non-goatse related internet porn you can find?


not that I'd condone that kind of sick stuff. or have ever done it before. ever.

jesus_thats_gre

chillywilly wrote:

can I come too?

Probably not the best choice of words considering...