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Vasectomy

  • 13-09-2001 8:07pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭


    i got this in an email! what you think?

    After having their 11th child, an Tipperary couple decided that was
    enough they could not afford a larger Hiace). So, the husband went to
    his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his
    wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children.
    The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
    could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home, get a
    cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Tipp), light it, put it in a beer
    can,then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Tippman said
    to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how
    putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help
    me."
    So, the couple drove to Limerick to get a second opinion. The
    Limerick
    physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a
    vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Tipperary. This doctor
    instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place
    it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.
    Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went
    home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up
    his
    ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . .", at which point he
    paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on
    his
    other hand.
    This medical procedure also works in Clare, Mayo, Cork Cavan,
    MEATH,GALWAY.
    ALSO WORKS IN LAOIS,WESTMEATH


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,471 ✭✭✭elexes


    sad


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Truth hurts doesnt it........ (you are from tipp aren't you)


    John


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭Volvagia


    no im not from tipp but i dont give a **** about the counties i just thought the joke was funny!


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