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Talking to God on the big golden telephone

  • 10-10-2005 11:04pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 265 ✭✭


    Mike, a man in Topeka, Kansas, decided to write a book about churches around the world. He started by flying to San Francisco, and started working east from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign which read "$10,000 a minute."

    Seeking out the priest he asked about the phone and the sign. The priest answered that this golden telephone, is in fact a direct line to Heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to God. The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way.

    As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Virginia, Michigan, Chicago, Milwaukee, and all around the world, he found more phones with the same sign, and the same answer from each priest.

    Finally, he arrived in Ireland. Cork, to be precise. Upon entering a church, behold he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS time the sign read "calls 35 cents".

    Fascinated, he asked to talk to the priest. "Father, I have been cities all over the world and in each church I found this golden telephone and have been told it's a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to God but in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads 35 cents a call. Why?

    The priest smiling benignly replied, "Son, you're in Cork now…....it's a local call."


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    Jaysus boy dats fierce gud altogether boy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    God is a langer :eek: ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,279 ✭✭✭PaulKK


    MrJoeSoap wrote:
    Jaysus boy dats fierce gud altogether boy.

    :D

    Yes the world revolves around cork doesn't it. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 265 ✭✭HybridTech


    :D Seems to this year, PaulKK. 3 All-Irelands etc. :D

    Of course, you can always substitute Cork with Kilkenny or Carlow or whatever. But no matter what you put in there'll be some muppet have a go!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    biko wrote:
    God is a langer :eek: ?

    :D

    I'm just suprised that haven't chipped in that god's name is Roy!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,174 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    Bloody langers!!!

    :D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    I'd expect that from a Cork Langer, nowhere else in the world is that arrogant. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 265 ✭✭HybridTech


    de5p0i1er wrote:
    It still dosen't make it any better.
    de5p0i1er wrote:
    I'd expect that from a Cork Langer
    HybridTech wrote:
    no matter what you put in there'll be some muppet have a go!
    qed


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