clubs in dublin

xxxxx

ok for young 18 year old what nightclub has the least stuck up girls and easiest girls to talk to and also r gd looking and hot?

oh yeah and also, i dont want to dance.

is bondi or safari best?

Endurance Man

You want Really Good looking hot chicks who are not stuck up and will chat to the average joe who walks up to her :rolleyes: , aint gonna happen!!

banquo

Chat-up hint: explain to them [slowly] why dancing is bad. Quote an episode of DS9 if possible.

Johnson

xxxxx wrote:

ok for young 18 year old what nightclub has the least stuck up girls and easiest girls to talk to and also r gd looking and hot?

oh yeah and also, i dont want to dance.

is bondi or safari best?

Oh man, the naivety. You want girls who are easy to "talk to"? Sure. I'll let you in on something. You don't dance, you don't score. Simple as that 99% of the time.

Rb

Safari is good for chicks!Talking to them(inside) may be a probem cause of the music but the smoking area is always a good place to meet new people.

Bondi's good too,depending on the night.They play the music far too loud to talk to anyone though, so best get to know people outside.

If you don't smoke you can always go out "for a bit of fresh air"

But yeah your best bet is to hit the dance floor.

Mr.Nice Guy

rb_ie wrote:

If you don't smoke you can always go out "for a bit of fresh air"

That doesn't really work anymore though does it because the air is far from fresh due to all those smokers.

Time Magazine

Endurance Man wrote:

You want Really Good looking hot chicks who are not stuck up and will chat to the average joe who walks up to her

I think most of them are too busy breast-feeding to be in Bondi.

Rb

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

That doesn't really work anymore though does it because the air is far from fresh due to all those smokers.

To clarify I mean "Bit of fresh air nudge nudge", or you could say that you've recently quit smoking and now just enjoy it passively

Mr.Nice Guy

rb_ie wrote:

To clarify I mean "Bit of fresh air nudge nudge", or you could say that you've recently quit smoking and now just enjoy it passively

LOL. I've actually used that before:

Her: "I'm going out for a cigarette would you like to join me?"

Me: "I don't smoke"

Her: "Ah sure come along anyway"

Me: "Yeah alright. I'll go out for some passive smoking."

Worked like a charm.

Sangre

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

LOL. I've actually used that before:

Her: "I'm going out for a cigarette would you like to join me?"

Me: "I don't smoke"

Her: "Ah sure come along anyway"

Me: "Yeah alright. I'll go out for some passive smoking."

Worked like a charm.

OR

Her: "Ah sure come along anyway"

Me: "Yeah alright.

There was no need to add anything, you didn't do anything that 'worked like a charm'

Mr.Nice Guy

Sangre wrote:

OR

Her: "Ah sure come along anyway"

Me: "Yeah alright.

There was no need to add anything, you didn't do anything that 'worked like a charm'

Well she laughed. That's charming her isn't it? And I number closed her shortly afterwards. The line was key!

Winters

Grow a pair.

Kernel

The george.

de5p0i1er

Shouldn't this be on the Dublin City Board.

Hobbes

xxxxx wrote:

ok for young 18 year old what nightclub has the least stuck up girls and easiest girls to talk to and also r gd looking and hot?

oh yeah and also, i dont want to dance.

is bondi or safari best?

Think you are looking for one of the following places...

Bunnys, Crown Alley, Dublin 2.
Strings, 44 Lower Leeson Street, Dublin 2.
Angels, 38 Lower Leeson Street, Dublin 2.
Club Lapello, 55 Dame Street, Dublin.

Bring ID and lots of money.

Dave!

Sangre wrote:

OR

Her: "Ah sure come along anyway"

Me: "Yeah alright.

There was no need to add anything, you didn't do anything that 'worked like a charm'

Look out, it's the love-adviser!

He's jealous of your wits, MNG

Anywho, why are you opposed to dancing, OP?

xxxxx

coz i never danced b4 ill leve dancing 2 guys who dance. puls i dont liek doing phsycal effort.

melekalikimaka

yeah well bondi is great if ya like skanks...thats all you'll find there, skanks and 15 year old hussies

DonkeyStyle \o/

xxxxx wrote:

puls i dont liek doing phsycal effort.

I assume she'll be on top then?

Crucifix

xxxxx wrote:

coz i never danced b4 ill leve dancing 2 guys who dance. puls i dont liek doing phsycal effort.

I'll let you in on a secret. No men are good at dancing; FACT! Sure, there's been some anomolies throughout time, but by in large it holds true.

RobVanDamager2

I have to say 'The George' too...

You might even bump into sangre and mr nice guy assuming they get over their little tiff. ALSO, to add something -

Her: "I'm going out for a cigarette would you like to join me?"

Me: "I don't smoke"

Her: "Ah sure come along anyway"

Me: "Yeah alright. I'll go out for some passive smoking."

She invited you out and you refused her first. You're lucky she was probably desperate and wrecked or she just would have walked off without desperately begging you to come out a second time.

Mr.Nice Guy

RobVanDamager2 wrote:

She invited you out and you refused her first. You're lucky she was probably desperate and wrecked or she just would have walked off without desperately begging you to come out a second time.

I didn't refuse her. We'd been talking for about 15 minutes prior to that little exchange. And I wouldn't say she begged me.

Regarding The George, I went there with some friends and the ratio of girls to guys wasn't good at all. On the plus side, the guys there are quite friendly.

Dave!

xxxxx wrote:

coz i never danced b4 ill leve dancing 2 guys who dance. puls i dont liek doing phsycal effort.

Just get drunk, that can be your excuse...

Crucifix wrote:

I'll let you in on a secret. No men are good at dancing; FACT! Sure, there's been some anomolies throughout time, but by in large it holds true.

This is true. I dance allll the time, and I can't dance But it's fun

Endurance Man

coz i never danced b4 ill leve dancing 2 guys who dance. puls i dont liek doing phsycal effort.

Your 18 , loose the text talk m8, its painfull on the eyes.

Dave!

I'm off to Qbar tonight, so if anyone's goin, I'll see ye there Probably won't realise it, mind

Scarinae

I always feel old when I go to Bondi, and I'm 19. Also, how do you expect to talk to anyone in a nightclub?

crazychick!

man i wudnt go 2 safari or bondi if u dont like dancin, tink ud b a bit stuck!! but if u wanna learn 2 dance id say uv a way better chance of scorin cos othawise more than likely d girls aren't gonna come up 2 u wen ur just standin der, unless ur at the bar or somethin and even then. Good luck neway! try d quieter clubs if u really dont wanna dance but the crowds wont b as good

panda100

your idea of a good night out sounds like the worst night out ever?no dancing?no craic?no fun?just going out purely to score a hot looking girl?does kissing a hot cameron diaz lookalike for 10 mins really compare to dancing crazily with your mates and having a good laugh with a girl who maybe isnt as easy on the eye?

Mr.Nice Guy

panda100 wrote:

does kissing a hot cameron diaz lookalike for 10 mins really compare to dancing crazily with your mates and having a good laugh with a girl who maybe isnt as easy on the eye?

Hell yeah!

RuggieBear

crazychick! wrote:

man i wudnt go 2 safari or bondi if u dont like dancin, tink ud b a bit stuck!! but if u wanna learn 2 dance id say uv a way better chance of scorin cos othawise more than likely d girls aren't gonna come up 2 u wen ur just standin der, unless ur at the bar or somethin and even then. Good luck neway! try d quieter clubs if u really dont wanna dance but the crowds wont b as good

:eek:
i'm asking for a banning....

AARRRGH

Q Bar is always great for meeting decent looking, non-stuck-up girls.

The George is actually an excellent place to meet women (seriously.) All the defences are down.

The Mezz is excellent. Especially for foreign women who have just arrived in Ireland.

The Village is a guaranteed to get laid (to a decent looking girl) place. I hate it there though (not sure why exactly.)

tinka

xxxxx wrote:

oh yeah and also, i dont want to dance.

i'll never understand this... *shakes head*
it doesn't matter if you're good at dancing or not, it's about having fun. believe me, the guy really enjoying himself on the dance floor is more interesting to a girl than the guy sulking at the bar

AARRRGH

tinka wrote:

believe me, the guy really enjoying himself on the dance floor is more interesting to a girl than the guy sulking at the bar

I do believe there is a middle ground there somewhere

I don't dance, or sulk!

Pjays

i know it's not really a club but messrs is really good. there's so many sections to it you're bound to find someone to talk to.

Dave

xxxxx wrote:

i dont want to dance.

You obviously have problems with your "dancing juice" intake. You need to up it a bit.

Meadows

drink lots of charm juce (alcohol) and you will soon be dancing the night away. yippie/happy days.

Cungi

What's with all the text talk. Use the feckin keyboard! :mad:

kensutz

Cungi wrote:

What's with all the text talk. Use the feckin keyboard! :mad:

Exactly what I was thinking