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Texas Hospitality

  • 05-10-2005 11:01pm
    #1
    Pauly26
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 569 ✭✭✭


    Dallas Air Traffic Control:
    "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

    Saudi Air:
    "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on runway 9R. Allah be Praised!"

    Dallas ATC:
    "Tower to Egypt Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."


    Egypt Air:
    "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on runway 9R. Allah is Great."


    Pause: Static..............
    Saudi Air:
    "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"


    Dallas ATC:
    "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

    Saudi Air:
    "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!


    Dallas ATC:
    Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now---ya hear?"


Comments

  • #2
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Funny enough. But we're not deaf

    Why the shouting?


  • #3
    kmart6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,174 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    lol :)


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