Rofl Hahahahaha

Pugsley

AL CHILDREN PLEASE DONT READ THIS POST

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A man was walking around town when he saw a big shiney yamaha moter bike for sale.He went inside and asked the seller was it new or not....The seller said it was 2nd hand,the man then asks "then how do you keep it so shiney??" he replies "Every time before it rains rub vasaline all over it".So he buys the bike and a tub of vasaline before going to his girlfriends house for dinner,he surprised her with his new bike and then goes inisde.
His girlfriend told him that they have a policy in their house about who washs the dish's."The 1st person to say something at the dinner table has to wash the dishs" He didnt think it would be that bad...until he saw a mountain of dishs in the sink,all unwashed.
So they get their dinner and nobody says anything,its totally silent because none of them want to have to wash that huge amout of dish's.
The dinner goes on,still not a word.The boyfriend starts to get quite annoyed because theres 5 people at the table and no conversation.So he starts to kiss his girlfriend,not a word.He then starts to shag her..onfront of her perants and not a word,he does the same to her mother...then her sister,not a word still,he gives up and sits down and starts eating again...
The he see's that its about to rain,so he gets out his tub of vasaline and stands up,and the father yells out "OK OK ILL WASH THE BLOODY DISH'S!!!!"

Volvagia

lol ahh thats some funny ****!