New Song - I will monopolise

yellum

New lyrics to Gloria Gaynors "I will Survive" dedicated to our fav telco.

Threw this together quickly, if anyone wants to add in better lyrics reply to this thread.

At First I laughed
I was your way online
Knowing u just had to live
with a slow landline
But u went through so many bills
thinking this is wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to keep u on
and so you're back
esats had u kicked
I just did my stalling dance
and used my marketing tricks
U still have no choice
i'm ever the monopoly
I still don't bill by the second
and its pleasing alfie

Go on , stick in our cd
accept the massive bills
yet we'll say your lucky
weren't you the one who thought a new isp would mean goodbye
you think I'd unbundle
you think I'd give up the last mile
Oh no, not I
I will monopolise
as long as the odtr do nothing
I know I will stay alive
I've got all the copper lines
i take my sweet damned time
and I'll monopolise
I will monopolise

I took all the lawyers I had
sued the odtr about loot
cos they wanted a fair price
for the local loop
and I spent oh so much time
just shuffling my feet
which i deny
and I hold my head up high
and talk about isdn
call it something new
say its high speed
as i offer it to you
yet u are still not pleased
and want better technology
but I'm saving all the dsl
for those that can pay a massive fee

....

TheJaff

Excellent!!!
Very Funny.

nahdoic

lol ... that is very funny. Does anyone have a good singing voice? I was kinda humm-ing through it, and it does suit it very well. It would be great if someone could see along and record it as an mp3. Could be a good promo for Ireland Offline too

yellum

Elana, wanna have a go ?

Nuno

Absolutley Fantastic Yellum.

Don't change a word, it's perfect....

yellum

Stay tuned for more famous songs reworked.

Lemming

hehehe .... that made me laugh. Had people looking funny at me in the office )

BHG

My Line and you whine
(eircom hold music)

If tomorrow is judgement day
And I'm dialling up a slow line
And the ODTR asks me what I did with my life
I will say I spent it with eircom, (on hold)

Cause your line is MY line
And my line is MY line
It would take an eternity to break us UP!
It would take an eternity to break us UP!
It would take an eternity to break us UP!

bfn bhg

yellum

Post it on spectrum Brian ! Thats good.