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This is classic

  • 10-09-2001 1:42pm
    #1
    Paleface
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭


    Hope this hasn't been posted before!


    An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman go to Angels strip club.
    They sit in the front row next to the stage while blondie does her stuff.

    For the finale she waggles her naked arse in the Englishman's face;
    he reaches for his wallet, takes out a tenner, licks it and slaps it on her left buttock.
    The stripper moves along and repeats the manoeuvre in front of the Scot;
    he too takes a tenner from his wallet, licks it and slaps it on her
    right cheek.

    She now confronts the Irishman with her pert ass and squashes it in his face.
    Hysterically he removes his wallet, takes out his Lazer card, swipes it between her cheeks and takes twenty pounds cashback.


Comments

  • #2
    azezil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    LMAO :D i seen it comeing but still funny ... hee hee


  • #3
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    yes, funny alright! :D


  • #4
    frood4t2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 144 ✭✭frood4t2


    I would like to take the time to thank all of you Irishmen for such great jokes. I was worn down due to a lot of things, but this and the tit-pillow website made everything better! You are appreciated by me and all of my friends.

    frood4t2


  • #5
    Volvagia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭Volvagia


    lol half stripper half atm!


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