The shame of it !!!

Yo Mamma

Because of alcohol and drugs, I'm often poor.
In spite of program's existing to help me with drugs and alcohol, I am often poor.

Only on the last day of the pay week though, or Sunday morning if it was an especially debauched Saturday night. I earn ok money - i just like to spend it!

So I'm at Abra Kebabra.

Quite lush Checkout Chick (closer to my age for a change, normally you would be arrested for salivating over checkout chicks - average age 16..) is being quite
friendly.

Flirtatious smiles, asks about my Eye-brow ring - did it hurt? Do i live around here?

Why yes, mention where - Second storey LOVE PAD with city skyline views

...she gazes in hushed admiration.
She has beautiful eyes

hand her the cash card My purchase is 4.25 - "Lazer
thanks,"

more smiles - "Do you drink in Slatterys(tre cool local pub) - I'm sure I've seen you around"

her name is Steph, She likes my name - Hugo

"Wow, that's different - giggle"

I AM SO IN HERE!

***PURCHASE DECLINED***
***FUNDS UNAVAILABLE***

ohmyfcukinggodfathernotnow

"Would you like me to try it again?"

Yeah - that can't be right

Her smile is gone

***PURCHASE DECLINED***
***FUNDS UNAVAILABLE***

"You'll have to check with your bank"

Not even eye contact now

I magically become 1 inch tall and slink from sight...

Definitely a low point..

Miguel_Sanchez

It's funny cause it's not me.

Paleface

It wouldn't have lasted. She was only after your money:D

Poor attempt at humour I know. I'm a bit slow today.

jaarius

HA! you must feel like a right dickhead...

something like that has happened to us all... it just makes us stronger or more cynical:)


j