G'day , My Name Is Wayne

Sponge Bob · 28-09-2005 11:23am #1

Wayne went on the piss in Perth . Australia and then
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4289242.stm

he narrowly escaped being crushed to death inside a rubbish lorry after he fell unconscious following a night out.

Someone, maybe his drinking mates , had 'a laugh'

CCTV footage shows a group of men tipping Wayne Griffin into a bin which hours later was collected by a compactor in Perth.

Wayne was asleep thru all this but then

Mr Griffin, 40, woke to the roar of the vehicle's crusher and a pressure so strong that it broke his arm and ribs.

Fortunately the Binman knows all about Rats, he was saved

Mr Griffin said the driver only heard him because it was raining and he got out to put a lid on one of the dustbins. "At first ... he thought [the banging] was rats or something but then it was too loud for it to be rats. So he obviously thought it was someone in there,''

Being a real Aussie he tries to protect his 'Mates' who are probably responsible for the whole thing

Mr Griffin, whose horrific ordeal began after dinner at his house with friends, followed by a trip to the pub, believes his drinks there were spiked.

Yes, it all happened because he invited his mates to his house and of course he didn't get ratarsed drunk

. He has not announced that he is giving up the drink, Yet !

"I'm having nightmares and dreams ever since. I've had dreams of police going to my parents and saying: 'Your son's dead. We found him at the tip.' I feel like I've died even though I haven't."

Töpher · 28-09-2005 11:27am

Is it bad that I laughed, out loud?

Yook · 28-09-2005 11:30am

Hah, this sould be in the Humor forum!

Tobias Greeshman · 28-09-2005 12:08pm

I don't want to laugh I really don't, but its pretty damn funny!!

Reading it reminds me of this book I have at home that has all weird and funny true stories like the amazon farmer that was fishing n knocked down a beehive and was chased by bees, jumped into the amazon to escape from them and was devoured by pyranhas.